"The homeowner did exactly what he should have," Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd told WFLA-TV after a man in Lakeland, Florida shot an intruder in his home.
"He had a gun, he knew how to use it, it was loaded, and he shot him a lot," Judd said. "He gave him an early Christmas present. Only Santa Claus gets to come in your house — and Santa Claus is invited."
"He shot him a lot"
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For a good time search and watch "Sheriff Grady Judd" YouTube videos. He's a hoot.
DeleteHe's got a Wikipedia page that's pretty interesting. He's been with the Polk County Sheriff's Office since before he could legally purchase ammunition. Next year will be his 50th anniversary with the department.
One of the many reasons I moved here. This bullshit I hear of, he was only going to steal something, does that constitute killing him? Hell yeah and a fuckin A on top of it. Come in my home without an invite and if I can I'll put you in the ground, period. The difference between me and the guy in the article is I'd a shot him more times like until dead, dead, dead. Ya aint coming back for revenge.
ReplyDeleteYou come into my home uninvited, why should I bet my life that you are only going to steal soething, right?
DeleteI hope the homeowner, just before pulling the trigger, said: "Welcome to the party, pal. Yippee-Ki-Yay Motherfucker".
ReplyDeleteYes, the traditional Holiday greeting! When do we tazer the anchor?
DeleteHe had a gun, he knew how to use it, it was loaded, and he shot him a lot,"
ReplyDeleteYeah, someone got in ahead of me, unsurprisingly,, because
He shot him a lot
Is flippin hilarious...
I really like this Sheriff Judd!
ReplyDeleteAs Mr. Lane would say, the perp f*** and found out. :P
The year is not complete without another Grady Judd story.
ReplyDeleteGrady Judd for President!
ReplyDeleteMan does no how to sheriff better than most.
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