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Thursday, December 16, 2021

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

A 76-year-old Florida Woman was arrested yesterday for allegedly targeting her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend in an auto vandalism spree that employed oil, pink lipstick, and a dead raccoon.
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6 comments:

  1. Mike-SMODecember 16, 2021 at 5:47 AM

    Yep. Loves me them younger women. Luscious and all. But that poor raccoon......

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  2. AnonymousDecember 16, 2021 at 5:48 AM

    SMH, damn granny give it up already, he obviously doesn't want to be with your old wrinkled ass anymore.
    JD

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  3. AnonymousDecember 16, 2021 at 8:06 AM

    Makes me think of a Little Feat song.

    Off our rockers,
    Actin' crazy.
    & with the right medication,
    Wont be lazy.

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  4. Bobo the HoboDecember 16, 2021 at 2:06 PM

    Nice touch with the ‘coon.

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  5. ExpatNJDecember 16, 2021 at 5:31 PM

    " ... oil, pink lipstick, and a dead raccoon ... "

    "shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff"

    ~ 'Major Kong', played by Slim Pickens, "Dr. Strangelove', movie, 1964, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057012.

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    1. AnonymousDecember 16, 2021 at 11:29 PM

      Heh. You shoulda made it a quiz, to see who recognized the reference.

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