Yeah but it happens often enough that the operator won't get hammered for it. Number 4 on the other hand is gonna cause a safety meeting and at least one drug test.
I doubt it! Home Depot's "safety clause" is that you have to destroy $1000 of wholesale value product in order to get drug tested. I saw a guy jack a pallet of tile and it only hit $980 of wholesale value and they wrote it off and continued on. He never even got written up.
#10: Anybody got a hanger? Ohio Guy
ReplyDeleteSuch a lovely collection of dumbassery.
ReplyDeleteExcept for number 8. Number 8 was just a fuckening...
ReplyDeleteI can hear my mother hollering "DAMN DIRTY BIRD"!
DeleteAll the other ones pale compared to number three. THAT'S going to be expensive!
ReplyDeleteYeah but it happens often enough that the operator won't get hammered for it. Number 4 on the other hand is gonna cause a safety meeting and at least one drug test.
DeleteI doubt it! Home Depot's "safety clause" is that you have to destroy $1000 of wholesale value product in order to get drug tested. I saw a guy jack a pallet of tile and it only hit $980 of wholesale value and they wrote it off and continued on. He never even got written up.
DeleteFred, that's when all the new hires start figuring who's the most junior.
DeleteBefore I got a good look, I thought #2 was a gator eating a bike douche. Oh well, one can dream.
ReplyDeleteWho fixes flats on track-hoes? For that matter, HOW do you get a flat on a track-hoe?
ReplyDeleteIt would appear that the Hoe found a hole.
ReplyDelete#1 ...That don't know how to drive.
ReplyDeleteI must be dumb abd blind today. I can't figure out what #9 is about unless the guy's straining to take a dump. Please enlighten me someone.
ReplyDeleteNemo
I think he's wishing he hadn't taken that dump once he realized there's no toilet paper on that roll.
DeleteObviously you always have plenty of TP on the dispenser, Nemo. Ohio Guy
DeleteThanks. I missed that completely. I always have a spare roll within easy reach, waiting under the in use roll.
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