LOUSIVILLE, Ky. - Kentucky Fried Chicken is hoping this month’s new menu item will lure in customers who don’t eat chicken or any meat at all.
Beginning Jan. 10, KFC and Beyond Meats will be offering plant-based fried chicken at restaurants across the United States. KFC said the offer is only for a limited time and only good while supplies last.
Shopping in Kroger, and asked if they sold any Fake meat... The young fellow said sure... and took me to a display. I said NO... Does anybody BUY it?... he said "oh, we got it, but nobody buys that shit"
Hahaha! 'Round these parts (East Massholia) panic shopping before a "snow storm" empties out the refrigerated and frozen food sections. Except for the fake meat.
In other news of the nonsensical (my polite way of saying idiotic): Couple years ago I was in Seattle on business. Everyone was freaking out because there was supposed to be an ice storm that was "likely to down power lines all over the city." So I went to a Trader Joe's to see the carnage (okay to get some snacks if I had to hunker down in my hotel room). The frozen microwave meals were completely emptied out (except for some vegetarian stuff). Because when the electricity is out, there is nothing more useful than a frozen microwave meal. /eyeroll
Chicken shaped and flavored Gains Burgers. No thanks. I grew up on chicken from the very FIRST KFC in the world. The crap they serve now doesn't deserve the name.
I had the pleasure of eating the original KFC when it was "broasted" there in Louisville, KY. Only chain store fried chicken to even come close to my momma's. She made her's with Crisco in an iron skillet. Today's KFC is barf in a bag so I can't even imagine what this fake meat tastes like.
Huntsville, AL has a KFC right across the street from Popeye's. Line at Popeye's: 30 minutes. Line at KFC: 0 minutes. There's a reason & it isn't understaffing.
With no irony, the add claims it "tastes like chicken".
ReplyDelete...or until KFC realizes what a horrible mistake that is, and we will never speak of this again.
ReplyDeleteThey better use a separate batch of oil for cooking that synthetic fetus-tissue nonsense. Don't want stem cells mixing with my chicken.
ReplyDeleteThat is why I don't eat at burger king anymore. All on the same grill, makes me barf.
DeleteShopping in Kroger, and asked if they sold any Fake meat... The young fellow said sure... and took me to a display. I said NO... Does anybody BUY it?... he said "oh, we got it, but nobody buys that shit"
ReplyDeleteHahaha! 'Round these parts (East Massholia) panic shopping before a "snow storm" empties out the refrigerated and frozen food sections. Except for the fake meat.
DeleteIn other news of the nonsensical (my polite way of saying idiotic):
Couple years ago I was in Seattle on business. Everyone was freaking out because there was supposed to be an ice storm that was "likely to down power lines all over the city." So I went to a Trader Joe's to see the carnage (okay to get some snacks if I had to hunker down in my hotel room). The frozen microwave meals were completely emptied out (except for some vegetarian stuff). Because when the electricity is out, there is nothing more useful than a frozen microwave meal.
/eyeroll
First they changed the recipe, then they proudly claimed that were "Halal". Now this BS to pander to whiny vegans.
ReplyDeleteGuess KFC learned nothing from the Impossible Burger experiment held at Burger King.
ReplyDelete"Fast food" places keep getting woke, we can eliminate an alleged cause of obesity.
ReplyDeleteI thought chickens were plant based...
ReplyDeleteChicken shaped and flavored Gains Burgers. No thanks. I grew up on chicken from the very FIRST KFC in the world. The crap they serve now doesn't deserve the name.
ReplyDeleteEven the Colonel hisself opined that it was now lard on a stick, when asked.
DeleteOf course, he votes Democrat now, so....
I thought chickens were plant based...
ReplyDeleteLook at the ingredients of the plant based meats.
ReplyDeleteIt's the same as most dog foods.
I haven't been to a KFC in over 20-years and don't intend to let this stop me.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZvLBa5GYY
ReplyDeleteWhile the supply lasts ?? If they are counting on me having some, the supply will last for-fucking-Ever !!
ReplyDeleteThe think it will be the next McRib.
DeleteA cow patty between two horse buns - get yours today!
ReplyDeleteI had the pleasure of eating the original KFC when it was "broasted" there in Louisville, KY. Only chain store fried chicken to even come close to my momma's. She made her's with Crisco in an iron skillet.
ReplyDeleteToday's KFC is barf in a bag so I can't even imagine what this fake meat tastes like.
Take solace that given supply chain problems supplies won't last long.
ReplyDeleteHow many grass eaters will sue KFC because their fake shit touched the oil used for real chicken. Fuck snowflake KFC
ReplyDeleteoffering plant-based Immitation fried chicken
ReplyDeleteFIFY
And, still, No, KFC has sukkt since, well, as far back as I can remember.
Churches is okay, but Krogers is better.
Huntsville, AL has a KFC right across the street from Popeye's. Line at Popeye's: 30 minutes. Line at KFC: 0 minutes. There's a reason & it isn't understaffing.
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