Totally in India. Almost died to one of these blessed bovine bastards, one ran across the road on busy fast street at night. They get wiggy for no reason. Very territorial as well. Seriously, cattle loose everywhere. Hindi....
If he had my grampy , he'd have a taser. You know I miss my grandpa. Saw him knock out a horse with one punch when I was 10. It came right at em feet stomping and crap. Grabbed it by the harness, eye to eye and BOOOOOM. Staggered to the ground. He pulled it up by the harness, made it get up. Never had an issue again. Some animals just need a wake up call that they aren't in charge. Especially horse back riding....but hey grampy always sat down at the end of the night to have tea with me and reflect on the day and talk about the next step forward.
'3rd world shithole'.
ReplyDeleteLooks like great-grandma remembered him.
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ReplyDeleteThey can be sacred dead too.
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ReplyDeleteCow are considered sacred in some of those Third World Shitholes.
ReplyDeleteTotally in India. Almost died to one of these blessed bovine bastards, one ran across the road on busy fast street at night. They get wiggy for no reason. Very territorial as well. Seriously, cattle loose everywhere. Hindi....
ReplyDeleteJudging by the tail, that yak loves taking revenge.
ReplyDeleteHoly Cow!!
ReplyDeleteYeah that was a Pun!!!
time to grab the bull by the horns
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ReplyDeleteIf he had my grampy , he'd have a taser.
ReplyDeleteYou know I miss my grandpa. Saw him knock out a horse with one punch when I was 10. It came right at em feet stomping and crap. Grabbed it by the harness, eye to eye and BOOOOOM. Staggered to the ground. He pulled it up by the harness, made it get up. Never had an issue again. Some animals just need a wake up call that they aren't in charge. Especially horse back riding....but hey grampy always sat down at the end of the night to have tea with me and reflect on the day and talk about the next step forward.
great story
DeleteWhat a 'ducked' up nation! Why isn't that prime rib on 200 plates right now?
ReplyDeleteThat cow is on the road to reaching its enlightened form: steak.
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The holy bovine excised the demon. Ohio Guy
ReplyDeleteCows may come and cows may go but the bull in this country goes on forever.
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