#18 reminds me of when I was keeping a large collection of exotics, and went to a reptile show in Maryland. That state prohibits venomous reptiles, but say nothing about venomous arachnids, including scorpions. I loved seeing a 10 year old boy paying 10 bucks for a deathstalker scorpion. My wife and I had an agreement; I could keep any scorpion as long as it was rated 3 skulls or less in a reference work that is common among scorp fans. Deathstalkers are 5 skulls, and I never kept any. In exchange for the scorpion okay, I agreed not to keep any tarantulas, and I kept my word. Marriage is all about compromise...
#6 When you've got fook you money, like Leonardo, you can spew any nonsense you want and then ignore whatever you just said as when he takes private jets around the world spewing carbon on the way to Globull Warming conferences then derides us normies because we like steak and want to be able to drive to our jobs in a gas powered car, while he is chauffeured around in giant gas guzzling SUV's.
I just wish these rich hypocrites would STFU, BFUTW.
The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. On their heads they wore something like crowns of gold, and their faces resembled human faces. Their hair was like women’s hair, and their teeth were like lions’ teeth. They had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the thundering of many horses and chariots rushing into battle. They had tails with stingers, like scorpions, and in their tails they had power to torment people for five months.
#17 - prize didn't go to Australia for once (5") The Hadogenes troglodytes (8.3 inches) and Heterometrus swammerdami (9 inches) are the longest scorpion species. Thankfully they live in Africa in the Savannas... What would Indiana Jones say ?
20 - and add a bunch more to the list. Way too many POSs still breathing.
ReplyDeleteAnd if they want a female in exchange may I suggest Barrack Obama?
Delete#18 reminds me of when I was keeping a large collection of exotics, and went to a reptile show in Maryland. That state prohibits venomous reptiles, but say nothing about venomous arachnids, including scorpions. I loved seeing a 10 year old boy paying 10 bucks for a deathstalker scorpion. My wife and I had an agreement; I could keep any scorpion as long as it was rated 3 skulls or less in a reference work that is common among scorp fans. Deathstalkers are 5 skulls, and I never kept any. In exchange for the scorpion okay, I agreed not to keep any tarantulas, and I kept my word. Marriage is all about compromise...
ReplyDelete#10 If he was my cat he would have been laughed at his entire life. #19 SPLENDID! F pp!
ReplyDelete#6 When you've got fook you money, like Leonardo, you can spew any nonsense you want and then ignore whatever you just said as when he takes private jets around the world spewing carbon on the way to Globull Warming conferences then derides us normies because we like steak and want to be able to drive to our jobs in a gas powered car, while he is chauffeured around in giant gas guzzling SUV's.
ReplyDeleteI just wish these rich hypocrites would STFU, BFUTW.
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#17 The only thing that would make scorpions any worse is if they were able to fly.
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The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. On their heads they wore something like crowns of gold, and their faces resembled human faces. Their hair was like women’s hair, and their teeth were like lions’ teeth. They had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the thundering of many horses and chariots rushing into battle. They had tails with stingers, like scorpions, and in their tails they had power to torment people for five months.
Revelation 9:7-10
I'm still laughing at #7.
ReplyDeleteI wish even one of my neighbors was half that entertaining.
#17 - prize didn't go to Australia for once (5")
ReplyDeleteThe Hadogenes troglodytes (8.3 inches) and Heterometrus swammerdami (9 inches) are the longest scorpion species. Thankfully they live in Africa in the Savannas...
What would Indiana Jones say ?
I dunno, maybe "ya know, snakes aren't really all THAT bad!"
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