Where bad choices make good stories
I must of needed to laugh, these are funny...OR I'm just demented!
Can't you just be happy with both?
There is a lot truth in most of those, sadly. Thank you Ken.But please explain #7.
#7 - Meatloaf's funeral.
He's drinking "Pabst Blue Ribbon." He deserves all of the above. Yuck! My dog loves beer and has a has for Jack Daniels. I tried to fool him with Pabst. What Happened? He peed on the bowl, went outside and took a big dump and wouldn't talk to me for a week, until I fed him a raw steak.
There's always one in every comment thread. You know, Ray, nobody gives a shit that you don't like PBR. Some people do and some people don't. As long as they're spending their own money, why do you give a shit?
We used to feed our pigs slop from their brewery. Sometimes it would still be warm and man did the hogs love it. As far as the beer, I'm more a fan of Rolling Rock than PBR, but it's a damn site better than "lite".
Nothing wrong with Pabst , BUT I can not fucking stand that stupid Wil Feril . Totally stupid does not equal funny.
WD, I'm from PA, and one time I'm in a bar in Sturgis, and they had RR on the list with imports and craft beers. I was like, WTF? Where I came from, not far from Latrobe, most of us considered RR a skunk beer. And after they sold it, and began brewing it in NJ, well, they called it RR, but it wasn't. Now, the old time Stegmaier, that was some nasty stuff.
Could someone help me with # 7? Thank you. #20 is fabulous.
Stay with it, it took me a minute. LOLOLOL
#7 Meatloaf is the stage name of a musician/entertainer who died. Don't burn the Meatloaf. Interestingly he was big as a young man and had the nickname Meat. His high school football coach is credited with initially calling him Meatloaf.
Second look on #7 I went, "OK, got it," and then, "Damn! That's cold." Mr. Loaf probably laughed when seeing it from Wherever.
These and the "Roast Me" posts make my day. Thanks, Kenny!
#1: FUCK YES.
#12 add: and Jello is made from cow hoovesseriously - it is
#7 I swear I can see a face in that meatloaf. Is it just me?
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