NEWBERRY TOWNSHIP, Pa. (WHTM) – Police officers were surprised when they found a live deer in the trunk of a car during a traffic stop in Newberry Township, Pennsylvania, on Thursday.
A true story. Brothers Gumpy and Lumpy two near trolls that lived in the hills of West Virginia shot a deer one night. Threw it in the back of the pick up and headed for home. Cop stops them. They get out and there is the damn deer standing up in the back of the pickup kind of dazed. Finally the deer got it's bearings and jumped from the bed and ran off. Cop says I'm gonna have to arrest you for spotting and killing deer out of season. Gumpy looked at the cop and said, What deer?
That reminded me of the story I was told by a resident of the Nebraska Sandhills about an old rancher neighbor of his. When confronted by a game warden about an out of season antelope he had hanging in his shed, he asked the game warden "does anyone know you're here?"
omg lmao watching that young dude release the deer. Bwahaha! Check him out in the sandals. squares up, shakes his hands to settle shirt...Deep breath (YA KNOW he's thinking-"OK-Cop said RELEASE it and its NOT a problem! I AGREE!" Bwahaha... "I got myself into This! I'm gonna FIX IT!" ... goes for grapple... succeeds! Shifts weight to compensate squirming deer offset. slight skip walking away... Fuckin A that cracked me up hardcore!!! I kept waiting for th edeer to lay his face open with a hoof! Yikes! Fuckin hoof to the head sux! I got a buddy who went combat with a dbl leg broke car hit for some free vittles. story some other time... LoL. He did win but deer got some good licks in :)- Anyhoo- this was classic! ~spiffy slight skip to steady as he walks away.
A true story. Brothers Gumpy and Lumpy two near trolls that lived in the hills of West Virginia shot a deer one night. Threw it in the back of the pick up and headed for home. Cop stops them. They get out and there is the damn deer standing up in the back of the pickup kind of dazed. Finally the deer got it's bearings and jumped from the bed and ran off. Cop says I'm gonna have to arrest you for spotting and killing deer out of season. Gumpy looked at the cop and said, What deer?
ReplyDeleteThat reminded me of the story I was told by a resident of the Nebraska Sandhills about an old rancher neighbor of his. When confronted by a game warden about an out of season antelope he had hanging in his shed, he asked the game warden "does anyone know you're here?"
DeleteWas it a fat deer in a little car?
ReplyDeleteWho gets the reference?
omg lmao watching that young dude release the deer. Bwahaha!
ReplyDeleteCheck him out in the sandals. squares up, shakes his hands to settle shirt...Deep breath (YA KNOW he's thinking-"OK-Cop said RELEASE it and its NOT a problem! I AGREE!" Bwahaha... "I got myself into This! I'm gonna FIX IT!"
... goes for grapple... succeeds!
Shifts weight to compensate squirming deer offset. slight skip walking away...
Fuckin A that cracked me up hardcore!!!
I kept waiting for th edeer to lay his face open with a hoof! Yikes!
Fuckin hoof to the head sux!
I got a buddy who went combat with a dbl leg broke car hit for some free vittles. story some other time... LoL. He did win but deer got some good licks in :)-
Anyhoo- this was classic!
~spiffy
slight skip to steady as he walks away.