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Thursday, January 20, 2022

They took the can sealer with them instead of shipping it there... no no, nothing suspicious here

Two men have been jailed for attempting to smuggle $341,875 worth of cocaine in baked beans and condensed coconut milk tins. 

Daniel Kelly and Steven Gilhooly were sentenced to a total of 15 years in prison at Snaresbrook Crown Court, London, on Jan. 12, according to London's Metropolitan Police.

4 comments:

  1. The police only catch the dumb ones. If they had a fake ID they could have sold the sealer to themselves via eBay and mailed it to St Lucia. Not to mention that a quick internet search shows that St Lucia does not export beans, the rugged terrain and tropical climate are more suited to bananas, coffee and mangoes.

    Al_in_Ottawa

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  2. Yea that was a dumb move
    Documented the can sealer on their flight there, SMH amateurs
    JD

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  3. Daniel Kelly looks nothing like I imagined:

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10399819/Two-drug-smugglers-tried-sneak-250-000-cocaine-UK-jailed-total-15-years.html

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  4. The official's statement has been in TV scripts only 850 times. Rather lovely to read, actually.

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