Here's a fun game: Who's more clueless? #2 - Here, I'll help you up...JK! #5, #6 or #7 - No explanations needed #10 - Cop nearly causes wreck instead of making a safe lane change behind the truck
you missed the guy going screaming down the shoulder. Cop saw it, flipped on his lights and the truck let him get over. That due going down the shoulder is about to have a real bad day.
Oh, sometimes it does. I was hauling logs on the freeway east of Placerville when I got passed by a red Ferrari doing at least 150. It happened just before I crossed the scales at Camino so when I got there I jumped out and told the weigh cop, whose name was Larry Blood (no kidding), what just happened and he immediately got on the Motorola. I went ahead and left, but the next time I went through I stopped and asked him if they got the guy and he said "Oh, Yeah".
Bunch of years ago a similar thing happened to me in traffic with two rice rockets. They went flying past me between lanes and an unmarked car was two in front. The pursuit was on. 10 minutes later after a split in the highway at a curve one of the bikes was on its side with the wheels still spinning. The rider was near the guardrail on the ground, lying in an unnatural position. The unmarked car probably chased after his buddy on a different road as he was not not at this scene. First dead body I ever saw.
Oh man! #9 When I was an Air Force Fire Fighter we would play vollyball in the afternoon when the duty day ended. And one of the guys reaction time was about like that dogs'
#3 doesn't understand "center of mass/gravity"...she thought the other chick was successfully on the horse, and got ready to step back and take a pic with her phone, while bracing the chick's leg with her other hand (which had a fuggin wine glass in it, if you zoom in... shocking that alcohol was involved) and it...ended poorly. No intent, just drunken idiocy.
And I just noticed that the chick getting on the horse has a got-damn wine glass in her hand, too. Dear God.
#6 was she drunk, stupid, or both? Who the fuck *holds on* to the damn bottle rocket?!
#9 my German Shepherd reacted about that way the first time I threw a ball at him. But then, he was 5 months old, and the breeder never threw balls for them. Now he's a freaking ninja with balls, but he's still retarded...pretty, but retarded. And I love his brain damaged ass. But still.
Here's a fun game: Who's more clueless?
ReplyDelete#2 - Here, I'll help you up...JK!
#5, #6 or #7 - No explanations needed
#10 - Cop nearly causes wreck instead of making a safe lane change behind the truck
Cop's position in the lane didn't change until after the truck swerved.
DeleteI thought it was excellently choreographed. The Ford pickup's driver knew exactly what was going on and reacted very quickly.
DeleteHopefully when he caught up to the cop writing Speed Racer a ticket he stopped and laughed at the guy.
you missed the guy going screaming down the shoulder. Cop saw it, flipped on his lights and the truck let him get over. That due going down the shoulder is about to have a real bad day.
DeleteI guess we can add these 3 to the list...
DeleteLooks like Matthew is just a little slow brained...
Delete#10 Never happens in real life.....
ReplyDeleteOh, sometimes it does. I was hauling logs on the freeway east of Placerville when I got passed by a red Ferrari doing at least 150. It happened just before I crossed the scales at Camino so when I got there I jumped out and told the weigh cop, whose name was Larry Blood (no kidding), what just happened and he immediately got on the Motorola. I went ahead and left, but the next time I went through I stopped and asked him if they got the guy and he said "Oh, Yeah".
DeleteBunch of years ago a similar thing happened to me in traffic with two rice rockets. They went flying past me between lanes and an unmarked car was two in front. The pursuit was on.
Delete10 minutes later after a split in the highway at a curve one of the bikes was on its side with the wheels still spinning. The rider was near the guardrail on the ground, lying in an unnatural position.
The unmarked car probably chased after his buddy on a different road as he was not not at this scene.
First dead body I ever saw.
I used to have a dog as stupid as the one in #9.
ReplyDelete#4: Build Back Better project.
ReplyDelete#6 - Guy may have saved that young lady's hand from becoming hamburger. Good on him.
ReplyDelete#4:
ReplyDeleteRoad crew supervisor: "Hey dumbass, go get a bag of Quikrete and use it to fill that pothole."
Dumbass: "Will do chief!"
More likely city ordinance fines and jails unauthorized contractors who "permanently repair" potholes or other street obstructions.
Delete#3 Yellow dress needs her nose punched so she learns not to do crap like that.
ReplyDelete#1...Way back in the day, I used to do that as a laborer for a masonry contractor. One of my first jobs in construction.
ReplyDelete#2...Took me a minute til I figured out the idiot had massive sub woofers booming in the back of his car.
Oh man! #9 When I was an Air Force Fire Fighter we would play vollyball in the afternoon when the duty day ended. And one of the guys reaction time was about like that dogs'
ReplyDelete#7 Someone must have farted
ReplyDelete#3 doesn't understand "center of mass/gravity"...she thought the other chick was successfully on the horse, and got ready to step back and take a pic with her phone, while bracing the chick's leg with her other hand (which had a fuggin wine glass in it, if you zoom in... shocking that alcohol was involved) and it...ended poorly. No intent, just drunken idiocy.
ReplyDeleteAnd I just noticed that the chick getting on the horse has a got-damn wine glass in her hand, too. Dear God.
#6 was she drunk, stupid, or both? Who the fuck *holds on* to the damn bottle rocket?!
#9 my German Shepherd reacted about that way the first time I threw a ball at him. But then, he was 5 months old, and the breeder never threw balls for them. Now he's a freaking ninja with balls, but he's still retarded...pretty, but retarded. And I love his brain damaged ass. But still.