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Friday, January 28, 2022

Weekend At Bernie's (Irish Edition)

LONDON - Police in Ireland are investigating reports that the body of a dead man was brought to a post office in an attempt to collect his pension.

4 comments:

  1. People required to be present when cashing their pension check?
    How quaint.
    Before you know it people have to be present to VOTE.

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  2. More like, "Waking Ned Devine" , but, whatever.

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  3. Read "Puckoon" a book by Mr Spike Milligan. One of the few books that had me laughing aloud many times.
    It tells of goings on in a wee Irish town during creation of the North South border.
    Part of the plot involves shenanigans with a corpse.
    Spike was a renowned comedian and ex WW2 soldier.
    He wanted "I told you I was ill." inscribed on his tombstone, but graveyard administrators would not allow such levity. So he had it inscribed in Gaelic.

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  4. I believe the gaelic form of Bernie is Barney or Blarney!

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