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Back in 1982, right when California increased the penalties, I was arrested for DUI. I'll admit it, I was seriously fucked up.
When I went to court, I received a lecture from the judge about how I was a danger to Mom, Apple Pie, the American Way of Life and society in general before he gave me 2 days in jail, a $750 fine, and SIX months of a DUI class, three nights a week.
A few years later, that very same judge was busted for DUI with his BAC just one point lower than mine and was allowed to plead it down to a wet reckless.
I got the last laugh though - that bastard died of cancer a few years after his arrest.
