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Thursday, January 06, 2022

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

TAMPA, Fla. — A Florida man died early Saturday after exiting a moving vehicle, according to the Florida Highway Patrol.

The 25-year-old man from Pinellas Park, whose name was not released, exited the vehicle on Interstate 275 in Hillsborough County near Tampa, WFLA-TV reported.

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  1. I saw the photo of the driver. I am guessing that the passenger woke from a drug induced stupor and realized, "Damn I banged that monstrosity?" Likely he could not live with the realization.

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  2. Drugs are bad mmmkkaayy? Nemo

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  3. She blew a whole .077? I guess they had to charge her with something.

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  4. Darwin is such a help to society. They should make him the patron saint of idiots.

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  5. Toshiba is George Lloyd in drag.

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    1. toshia lizette caldwell, 38, of Port Richey [shudders, edges toward exit].

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