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Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

COCOA, Fla. - A Florida teenager was arrested after deputies said he concocted a scheme to kill a man and keep his body in a closet "to fulfill his sexual fantasies."
-Denise

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I have to wonder just how much damage this kid thought a rubber mallet and a can of Axe deodorant was going to do.
Granted, even a small whiff of that body spray is enough to gag and distract anyone, but I think I'd find something a little more substantial to club him with, like maybe a rock or tire iron.
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  1. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2022 at 7:00 AM

    They found butt head, where the hell is beavis?

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  2. a9racerJanuary 25, 2022 at 7:11 AM

    We used to put mentally ill people away where they could not hurt themselves or others. Now, all the lefties caught up in the emotion of the moment have made that impossible so we have news items like this one and fuckers pushing people in front of trains in NY. I postulate that our elders knew what they were doing and perhaps a return to saner times is in order.

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  3. pkerotJanuary 25, 2022 at 8:01 AM

    Most Americans have never seen a tire iron. Quite often they think a jack handle is a tire iron.

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