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COCOA, Fla. - A Florida teenager was arrested after deputies said he concocted a scheme to kill a man and keep his body in a closet "to fulfill his sexual fantasies."

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-Denise

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I have to wonder just how much damage this kid thought a rubber mallet and a can of Axe deodorant was going to do.

Granted, even a small whiff of that body spray is enough to gag and distract anyone, but I think I'd find something a little more substantial to club him with, like maybe a rock or tire iron.