It does. Been doing it after a year in a relationship. Let her have the throne for the first year. Then I took it back. Been happy ever since. I run the show and after party since she doesn't know how to be a man.
I recall an incident a few years ago, I had parked my car at a big-box store and was heading into said store, when a couple -- black man and his white GF or wife -- got out of a car, and they were arguing. He was going on and on in Ebonics and I couldn't understand a word of what he was saying, until the very end when he said, "Know whut I' sayin'?" I almost laughed out loud, thinking "No sir, NO ONE knows what you're saying."
It's a shame that these folks cannot speak proper English so the rest of the world can understand them. But then, maybe they talk that way so the rest of the world is confused.
I laughed way too hard at that.
ReplyDeletelol, if only that would work for us guys. My wife would be laughing at me!
ReplyDeleteIt does. Been doing it after a year in a relationship. Let her have the throne for the first year. Then I took it back. Been happy ever since. I run the show and after party since she doesn't know how to be a man.
DeleteEbonics. All I could understand was "no more".
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I could understand was, "nomo dik."
DeleteIt's pronounced 'bonics
DeleteTook me a while to figure it out too. "No mo' dick!"
DeleteDitto and ditto, and that's only because he said it 50 times..
DeleteThat was KILLER!
ReplyDeleteI swear, black women are behind 99% of black men’s violence. Good for this guy; be the boss! No more dick, fo sure!
ReplyDeleteMy wife was asking what I found so funny. I think I'll keep this to myself
ReplyDeleteProbably a good policy
DeleteI recall an incident a few years ago, I had parked my car at a big-box store and was heading into said store, when a couple -- black man and his white GF or wife -- got out of a car, and they were arguing. He was going on and on in Ebonics and I couldn't understand a word of what he was saying, until the very end when he said, "Know whut I' sayin'?" I almost laughed out loud, thinking "No sir, NO ONE knows what you're saying."
ReplyDeleteNO Wat I Seine? HAHAHAHA!
DeletePermanent children.
ReplyDelete... you hungry? Want Chik-fil-A? LOL
ReplyDeleteGood Gawd! Ohio Guy
ReplyDeleteIt's a shame that these folks cannot speak proper English so the rest of the world can understand them. But then, maybe they talk that way so the rest of the world is confused.
ReplyDeleteNah. I don't need to know what they're saying, to know if I should avoid interacting with them. The less protective camouflage, the better.
DeleteIf I said nomodik to my wife, she'd bust out the Champagne!
ReplyDeleteIf I said nomodik to mine, she’d probably spring for prime rib. FML
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