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Thursday, February 10, 2022

I'm going to guess it was Miracle Whip instead of real mayonnaise

LOGAN, Iowa — An Iowa man was sentenced to life in prison on Monday for using his truck to fatally hit a man after a fight over mayonnaise.

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  1. I always said mayonnaise was the tool of the devil.

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  2. "Hellemans sucks - Duke rules !" "Thems fighting words you bastard !!"

    And that is how the fight started ... (Lets see if we can get some 'discussion' on favorite mayonnaise ourselves ).

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    1. I'm from the country on the Southside of Atlanta and grew up on Blue Plate Mayonnaise. I never even heard of Duke's being *the* Southern mayo until I was about forty years old.

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  3. My wife used to love Miracle Whip. I got her to stop eating that shit, thankfully.

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  4. Grew up on Miracle Whip. Didn't know any different. Now hooked on Cain's, only found in New England. I always come home with two or three jars to get me through to the next trip.

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    1. I'm not a big mayonnaise fan. I'll eat it on bologna or bacon sandwiches, but that's about it. My wife though, she loves the stuff, but the only brand she'll eat is Hellman's. We never tried any of the smaller brands.

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    2. Ken, if you have the opportunity, you might try Dukes mayo. About 30 cents more expensive than Kraft's or Hellemans, but I think the taste is worth it. If you don't like it, give it to Jack.

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  5. After reading the article, seems to me the dude putting mayo on the now convicted's food is also a case of F'ed around and found out.

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  6. I'm a mayo fan. Just ordered me a jar on the zon .
    Backwoods Okie

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  7. In a long ago life I occasionally pulled "Brig Chaser" duty. A standing joke among brig inmates on mess duty was to tell new faces "don't use the mayo".

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  8. My top 8 favorites are as follows
    1 Blue Plate
    2 DUKE'S
    3 Hellmans
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    8 Miracle Whip
    Just saying
    JD

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  9. I don't think mayo goes well with any red meat. Works fine with fish and fowl, mostly for tuna or chicken salad sandwiches. A jar lasts a long time for me.

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    1. I was just thinking...Miracle Whip for fish and fowl and peanut butter, Hellmans for bacon, ham and beef. In moderation and for the sake of moisture.

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    2. Wait, what?!
      Miracle whip and peanut butter?
      I would never have dreamed of that!

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  10. Miracle Whip, Velvetta, and Country Crock all items that were 1st created to grease machinery on Oil Well Sites.

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  11. Miracle Whip is nasty and not even mayonnaise. It says sandwich spread or something to that effect. At any rate nowhere on the container does it say mayonnaise. Hellmans is the best.

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