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Sunday, February 06, 2022

The shit I post on Facebook

I posted #1 on Friday and am still waiting on a notice saying I'm suspended for 30 days.

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23 comments:

  1. #14:
    it IS something completely new when you create a new word for it: McFloat.

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    1. Don't forget root beer floats...or red bull floats (not using Red Bull but red birch beer).

      Everything that was old is new again.

      Hmm, I wonder what other old things will be rediscovered and become popular?

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    2. How about if they go back to the ORIGINAL coca-cola recipe.

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    3. @snuffy They'd rather poison us with High Fructose Corn Syrup than real sugar.

      On that note, have you ever left a Coke Classic sit on the shelf to see what happens? I did, by accident. It lasted about three years or so before the acid in the coke ate through the aluminum can and, of course, it happened when I was away for a couple days. I came home to an evaporated sticky mess.

      Nemo

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    4. Nemo,

      The ORIGINAL Coca-Cola recipe had cocaine.

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    5. Nemo. The >Original< Coca-cola had cocaine in it. Something of the patent medicine persuasion, I believe, though I've never researched it. Pops up in trivia quizzes occasionally.

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    6. FWIW, replies keep vanishing on Preview, without the "Your comment will be visible after approval." popping up.

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    7. Well you know the Coke's at least a bit dodgy and God knows what the 'ice cream' actually made of is beyond that its density is a bit less than 1 g/cc and it doesn't emit Cerenkov radiation.

      [rocketride]

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  2. I predict more than one month.

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  3. Root beer floats are better, we had that back on the 50's

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    1. Love root beer floats. Any other soda was not the same. We had an A&W stand.

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    2. I had a Japanese exchange student. I offered her a root beer float. She said: "oh yeah, medicine milk shake."

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    1. Because these posts are by far my most popular feature. Where the hell else am I supposed to get memes?

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  5. #8, yeah, I do that every time it happens. Go to another gas station.

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  6. #7 - Funny, even though one of them offed themselves when it came out that they weren't actually singing.

    #3 - avoid the leftovers

    #4 - fuuuuck that's funny

    #10 - Stupid? Well, you fucked him...

    #15 - funny, very, very funny.


    Another wonderful sunday bunch.

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  7. #1, #9 & #20 for the win! I'll be surprised if you don't get a time out over those. Hehehe

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  8. I went in and saw the cashier, she said my card has been expired for two months and she's been trusting me.

    Wait till they discover peanuts in a bottle of coke.
    Daryl

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  9. #6- "Day Zero of the Blizzard" is hilarious.

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  10. #20 I have watched that show and I am now living it. And that is sad but I had to laugh.

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  11. #1...They are too dumb to understand it.

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