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Thursday, February 03, 2022

The shit I post on Facebook

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  1. #20. March 2022; you die but you don't go directly to hell.

    June 2022; you go through hell just to die.

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  2. Yer killin' it today!

    I've got an idea for "I'm sure she's taken" - could you split it up into "I'm sure she's taken" & "I'm sure she's taken - IRONIC" -- that way I don't get my chub killed as I scroll through.

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  3. #15 - Now that's a vented rotor alright

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  4. Tough choice between 17 and 20 for the win. Facefook team? WHO? facefook team? who? ... I can't decide. Both are equally as good. So, a tie.

    Nemo

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  5. #10 looks like the child is doing common core math....

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  6. #15: "Got news for you, that car is not leaving this shop without the brakes being fixed."
    "You can't do that!"
    "So tow it out, but we're not doing one thing to it because it's unsafe."

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  7. #15: So that was how Jim got his nick-name, "Sparky"

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  8. #15. I did not think that a brake pad could move that far.
    It must have made a nice tune.

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  9. #8 I had a Japanese girlfriend years ago. She was a doll; sweet-natured, a good cook, good in bed...but she was hard-headed. When I broke up with her I had to drop the bomb on her twice before she got the message.

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  10. In the UK there is an annual mandatory test to ensure that your vehicle is roadworthy. It is known as the MOT test, MOT stands for Ministry of Transport. There is no way that a disc rotor could get into that condition within a year, I would have thought. The MOT test is a bit of a pain in the arse but I see it as a necessary evil really as worn parts get picked up before they become dangerous.

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  11. Hate to be Captain Buzzkill, but that brake rotor was quite obviously turned down in a lathe y'all.

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  12. They're still pushing the "get your shots to reduce hospitalizations" line here, even as convoys move in on more and more cities.

    Trudeau going into hiding because "he tested positive" has really helped things for his side too. To quote the Babylon Bee: "Trudeau Demands Truckers Get Vaccinated Like He Did So They Don't Catch COVID Like He Did"

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