If I was a truly evil person, I would hire 5 or 6 Chippendale men that Michel would like, pay to have them attend a very public party they were attending and have a camera on his, er I mean, her crotch for any signs of life.
#4 Well, technically, wishing to throw someone out of a helicopter from 5k feet isn't really wishing them to die. I mean there is a chance they could survive. Not like sticking them into a wood chipper, right?
#1 Yeah. But who the fuck put you in the White House?
ReplyDeleteYeah, ummmm, #4 used to be true, but not any more.
ReplyDelete#19 for the win!
ReplyDeleteIf I was a truly evil person, I would hire 5 or 6 Chippendale men that Michel would like, pay to have them attend a very public party they were attending and have a camera on his, er I mean, her crotch for any signs of life.
DeleteHad to steal all of them Mr Lane.
ReplyDeleteFree to me, free to you.
Delete#4 Well, technically, wishing to throw someone out of a helicopter from 5k feet isn't really wishing them to die. I mean there is a chance they could survive. Not like sticking them into a wood chipper, right?
ReplyDeleteJust wishing them a safe flight; didn't mention anything about the landing...so yes, technically you are precisely correct.
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