As an electronics repair tech (first profession, 1970s era), I cringe. Someone is going to open this up and find every connection and pcb trace corroded. The customer's request will be "Please repair under warranty. I only use this to do my shopping and walk my dog."
#1, guaranteed that aggressive behavior started when folks stated tossing food at them when they were young, Now they've turned into your typical American Negroes
#2 - Feed the birds and create another class of "Gimme's" #4 - Shower not working at the shelter? #5 - The result of failing science class, or science class was replaced by diversity and inclusiveness training #7 - Pops never heard the saying "go around so you don't drown" #10 - Every city in Kommiecticut has that problem with quads and dirt bikes on city streets driven by roving bands of Dindu's. How sweet to see a wreck like that one. The one dope got run over by his own quad.
#9: When I was in high school one of the teachers had an Isetta. Since it only took 3 - 4 guys to pick it up, that car ended up in some of the oddest places.
We enjoyed doing such things with our principal's Fiat 2 seater. Once, we turned it sideways with all 4 wheels in the air, sitting on the frame. There were calls to his office on the intercom the following Monday, but none for me, luckily.
#9 - Messerschmidt did a similar car about the same time in the mid-50's, I think a three wheeler. I've seen an Isetta, but not a Messerschmidt. I think it was called an ME-109 or something...but of course, I could be wrong about the model name.
Our band director had a little Opel. He parked that thing in the weirdest places (or so he discovered when he came out of the building). We never did get it onto the roof of J Building, but not for lack of wishful thinking.
I was CQ and about to make my first evening pass through the barracks when I spotted one of those first Honda Civics (pizza delivery car) parked on the sidewalk in front of a stairwell. I barely had "What dumbfoundf*ck thought THIS was a good idea!" through my head when I spotted the Sgt Major headed my way.
"Sgt! What is this thing doing on MY sidewalk!"
"I was just headed into the barracks to track his sorry ass down ad drag him here, Sgt Major!"
"That won't be necessary Sgt." He rounded up four passing Pvts and we had that thing sideways in the stairwell in about 30 seconds.
#6 Yeppers, my pups say the same thing this pup said - "Screw that, I`m pooping INSIDE the house today, I'll take the whoopin' over frostbite" MSG Grumpy
#9. In the UK these were called bubble cars. They were usually powered by a two stroke engine of around 250cc. The boss of Austin-Morris hated the things and commissioned the Mini to drive them off the road. The Mini was a very compact car that made excellent use of the available space due to very clever design. The transverse engine and front wheel drive were very novel at the time. The important thing was that it was a real car with four wheels and a four cylinder four stroke engine. The Mini was initially a slow seller but when members of the Royal family and the Beatles bought them sales took off.
#5. I know quite a few of these stupid me-me-me females. Seems we have an entire generation of them. Avoid. In the long run they will cost you much more than they are worth. Seriously.
7 gmaw doesn't know where the batteries are kept....
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As an electronics repair tech (first profession, 1970s era), I cringe. Someone is going to open this up and find every connection and pcb trace corroded. The customer's request will be "Please repair under warranty. I only use this to do my shopping and walk my dog."
Delete#1, guaranteed that aggressive behavior started when folks stated tossing food at them when they were young, Now they've turned into your typical American Negroes
ReplyDelete#7 My wife did this on a golf cart and told the rental place she had no idea why it stopped moving.
ReplyDeleteJeremy P
#2 - Feed the birds and create another class of "Gimme's"
ReplyDelete#4 - Shower not working at the shelter?
#5 - The result of failing science class, or science class was replaced by diversity and inclusiveness training
#7 - Pops never heard the saying "go around so you don't drown"
#10 - Every city in Kommiecticut has that problem with quads and dirt bikes on city streets driven by roving bands of Dindu's. How sweet to see a wreck like that one. The one dope got run over by his own quad.
#10 - Nashville, too.
DeleteIt would be frickn' hilarious if we didn't have to foot the bill for their ER visits.
Delete#10 bowling for idiots, got 3 right there!
ReplyDeleteWhy can't we see something like in #1 laying there with his leg or legs at fucked up angles screaming cause stupid shit hurts
ReplyDelete#10 never gets old. Ferals
ReplyDelete#9:
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in high school one of the teachers had an Isetta. Since it only took 3 - 4 guys to pick it up, that car ended up in some of the oddest places.
Fortunately, he was a good sport about it.
They also have no reverse gear so you have to be mindful of where you park. H/T Top Gear.
DeleteWe enjoyed doing such things with our principal's Fiat 2 seater. Once, we turned it sideways with all 4 wheels in the air, sitting on the frame. There were calls to his office on the intercom the following Monday, but none for me, luckily.
Delete#9 - Messerschmidt did a similar car about the same time in the mid-50's, I think a three wheeler. I've seen an Isetta, but not a Messerschmidt. I think it was called an ME-109 or something...but of course, I could be wrong about the model name.
DeleteOur band director had a little Opel. He parked that thing in the weirdest places (or so he discovered when he came out of the building). We never did get it onto the roof of J Building, but not for lack of wishful thinking.
DeleteI was CQ and about to make my first evening pass through the barracks when I spotted one of those first Honda Civics (pizza delivery car) parked on the sidewalk in front of a stairwell. I barely had "What dumbfoundf*ck thought THIS was a good idea!" through my head when I spotted the Sgt Major headed my way.
ReplyDelete"Sgt! What is this thing doing on MY sidewalk!"
"I was just headed into the barracks to track his sorry ass down ad drag him here, Sgt Major!"
"That won't be necessary Sgt." He rounded up four passing Pvts and we had that thing sideways in the stairwell in about 30 seconds.
#6 Yeppers, my pups say the same thing this pup said -
ReplyDelete"Screw that, I`m pooping INSIDE the house today,
I'll take the whoopin' over frostbite"
MSG Grumpy
#9. In the UK these were called bubble cars. They were usually powered by a two stroke engine of around 250cc. The boss of Austin-Morris hated the things and commissioned the Mini to drive them off the road. The Mini was a very compact car that made excellent use of the available space due to very clever design. The transverse engine and front wheel drive were very novel at the time. The important thing was that it was a real car with four wheels and a four cylinder four stroke engine. The Mini was initially a slow seller but when members of the Royal family and the Beatles bought them sales took off.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea multiple car manufacturers produced those. The model I've seen the most is the Isetta which as I recall was made by BMW.
Delete#10 those f**king squids are everywhere. I laugh every time I see them go down.
ReplyDelete# 1,2, 5 and 10 each voter 3 times for Biden 2020.
ReplyDelete#9... I got a ride in an Izetta 60 some years ago.... Lived to type this...I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
ReplyDeleteI like that the rider of the yellow ATV was run over by his own machine.
ReplyDeleteHeh. There's a third one just off camera to the right doing a face plant as well ..
Delete#2. The taxman. The Beatles song would be the appropriate musical accommpaniment.
ReplyDelete#9.I will give you a lift in my BMW 2-seater.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't worry about hang the door against the car I am parked too close to.
#5. I know quite a few of these stupid me-me-me females. Seems we have an entire generation of them. Avoid. In the long run they will cost you much more than they are worth. Seriously.
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