#1: Not all heroes wear capes. Near miss with the oncoming car too.
#2: Fuck cyclists in all forms. You couldn't find a less crowded hill to do this on you stupid entitled asshole?
#5: Reminds me of my brother's half Newfie six month old puppy. He thinks he's a lap dog.
#7: And then there's me who remembers once every six months that I should sharpen my knives. Usually gets to the point where they're squishing a tomato.
#3 - Sticking your fingers/hand in hot oil doesn't really hurt that much. I did many times when I used to cook (yeah, I used to cook drunk sometimes). It might get a little red, but no blisters.
#5 - Guessing it's somewhere OSHA has no sway?
ReplyDelete#5 I used to enjoy the little ladies walk a bucket while working drywall.
ReplyDelete#7 I also have a Japanese chef knife that is scary sharp.
https://youtu.be/czidk7FtAsI
DeleteImpressive drywall gal
#9. Caffeine addict.
ReplyDeleteAnd here we have the famed Ginsu knife set for only 4 low payments of $19.95......
ReplyDelete#4: I give him a "9" on Enthusiasm and Obedience, but a "3" on Execution.
ReplyDelete#1 That is what you call a hero.
ReplyDeleteNumber 3, If he stuck his dick in the hot oil, the I'll be impressed!
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#1: Not all heroes wear capes. Near miss with the oncoming car too.
ReplyDelete#2: Fuck cyclists in all forms. You couldn't find a less crowded hill to do this on you stupid entitled asshole?
#5: Reminds me of my brother's half Newfie six month old puppy. He thinks he's a lap dog.
#7: And then there's me who remembers once every six months that I should sharpen my knives. Usually gets to the point where they're squishing a tomato.
#3 - Sticking your fingers/hand in hot oil doesn't really hurt that much. I did many times when I used to cook (yeah, I used to cook drunk sometimes). It might get a little red, but no blisters.
ReplyDeleteYet I dropped a cast iron griddle covered in bacon grease and the slash on my hand left permanent scars. Nasty burn.
Delete#10 Serves that jackass right.
ReplyDelete#6 is interesting.
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