Tip: Don't fuck with your gay boyfriend while he's doing his baking
NORMAN, Okla. (KFOR) – A Norman man is facing felony charges for attempting to kill his boyfriend with a rolling pin.
“My neighbor just ran out of his garage screaming and he was saying, ‘Help,’ and somebody was bashing him in the head with something and he’s bleeding from his head,” said a neighbor while calling 911.
Probably really excited about going to jail.
ReplyDeleteThat boy has a mouth just made for jail.
ReplyDeleteCould have been worse. Instead of hitting him in the head with a rolling pin he could have used it as a wooden suppository.
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