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Tuesday, February 22, 2022

Twice? Nobody likes reruns

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A woman is in critical condition after her ex-boyfriend ran her over twice at a Cordova residence on Valentine’s Day, according to police.
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2022 at 6:20 AM

    Reruns ? Oh, I see what you did there.

    Boyfriend was asshole.

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2022 at 8:26 AM

    Twice. Gotta backup over'em to make sure. ;-)) Nemo

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  3. bogsidebunnyFebruary 22, 2022 at 8:39 AM

    The dude was just trying to fulfil her voracious sexual demand of: "Do it again, harder and make it hurt".

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  4. B.C.February 22, 2022 at 9:28 AM

    One could say that she was retired, if one were an asshole...

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    1. ElmoFebruary 22, 2022 at 10:58 AM

      I'm sure she was definitely feeling run down.
      And yes, I am an asshole.

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  5. CensusdesignatedplaceFebruary 22, 2022 at 10:49 AM

    Twice? That's...love.

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