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Friday, February 11, 2022

Your Friday Evening Florida Report

DeLAND, Fla. – DeLand police are searching for a man who held up a Florida Credit Union with a hammer while wearing a Sonic the Hedgehog mask.

2 comments:

  1. His public defender will argue that the defendant was simply making a cash withdrawal and that he obeyed the two signs on the door:
    NO GUNS
    MUST WEAR MASK

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  2. Florida man(or woman) stories never fail to bring a smile. Kinda like Darwin awards, but nobody dies. Usually.

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