MOORE, Okla. (KFOR) – A Moore man is facing felony charges for attacking his wife and then threatening her with a sword.
“Throughout my career, I’ve seen multiple events where these swords have been utilized as weapons and they’re dangerous,” said Lt. Kyle Johnson, with the Moore Police Department.
Meth, booze, or some new hillbilly drug that has not yet become the "Most dangerous substance in the world so we will have to increase the police state to deal with it." de jure.
And yet, everyone reading his comment understood what he meant. Does pointing out his lack of command of a foreign language make you feel better, maybe even superior perhaps? I doubt it makes you feel better about your tiny dick, but at least you know French better than he does. Congratulations. You really should grab what little victories you can in life. God knows you don't have enough of them.
“Throughout my career, I’ve seen multiple events where these swords have been utilized as weapons and they’re dangerous,” said Lt. Kyle Johnson, with the Moore Police Department.
Captain Obvious more like. Utilized as weapons? Maybe cause they are weapons. Jeez. With cops like this, we're screwed.
Meth, booze, or some new hillbilly drug that has not yet become the "Most dangerous substance in the world so we will have to increase the police state to deal with it." de jure.
ReplyDeleteRightful entitlement of what? Or do you mean du jour?
DeletePosting while not woke up yet.
DeleteAnd yet, everyone reading his comment understood what he meant. Does pointing out his lack of command of a foreign language make you feel better, maybe even superior perhaps? I doubt it makes you feel better about your tiny dick, but at least you know French better than he does. Congratulations. You really should grab what little victories you can in life. God knows you don't have enough of them.
DeleteSwords are dangerous? Who’d a thunk it.
ReplyDeleteTime for a sword buy-back event?
ReplyDelete“Throughout my career, I’ve seen multiple events where these swords have been utilized as weapons and they’re dangerous,” said Lt. Kyle Johnson, with the Moore Police Department.
ReplyDeleteCaptain Obvious more like. Utilized as weapons? Maybe cause they are weapons. Jeez. With cops like this, we're screwed.
"Jeez. With cops like this, we're screwed."
DeleteJeez. With cops we're screwed. There I corrected it for you.
“Throughout my career, I’ve seen multiple events where these swords have been utilized as weapons and they’re dangerous,”
ReplyDeleteLt. Kyle Johnson has just been promoted to Captain Obvious in my book!