The homeowner tells Action News Jax he didn’t know he needed to have a permit or exception. He said he has owned the pigs for nearly four years and the chickens for over two, saying they’re family pets.
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You've got to watch the video and listen to Karen justify her being a bitch.
A most dispicable kind of Karen. She is so confident of her argument that she agrees to present her visage and name for all to see. Yet she is unable to articulate her position. She uses the weakest kind of supposition and a few grunts to establish the 'rightness' of her cause.
ReplyDeleteWhen the TV journalist asks if her evidence is merely an assumption she agrees then uses body language alone as to infer the existence of an actual connection between her asinine assumption and reality. I suppose she thought such antics would cause viewers to agree with her actions.
She then refers to some unrelated event which must have damaged her to such a depth that in her mind a smoker in close association with an animal conspires to do her greater harm. She belongs in the looney bin. She surely would be except that America has become a free range mental institution.
I can only think that alligators have to eat too.
Hope and pray that you never have a bitch like that buy a house even within two miles from you.
ReplyDeleteSomeone I doesn’t want the neighbor to call the fire dept if her house is on fire.
ReplyDeleteLet me guess how she voted in the last election...Hmmmmmmm
ReplyDelete"Constance Snavely?" Sounds like a name from a Dickens novel. Didn't the Department of Commerce retire the name 'Constance" in 1938?
ReplyDeleteBid me think of "Ned Schneebly" from "School Of Rock" and "Snidely Whiplash" from the "Dudley Do-Right 'toons.
DeleteIf we ever lose rule of law in this country, there's gonna be a lot of deaders.
ReplyDeleteOhio Guy
Had one like that...she called the cops on us because she didn't like that my dog had a dog-run instead of free-ranging my entire yard...which wasn't entirely fenced in under my deck, and therefore wasn't safe for the dog. Wound up having to have my mom take care of my dog until I could get the deck torn down and a privacy fence put around my back yard. And ended up moving ten months later anyway, and giving my dog an even *better* yard.
ReplyDeletePigs and Chickens are not pets, they are dinner.
ReplyDeleteMy house pig and I would disagree. He's smart like a toddler, likes his belly rubs like a dog, and gets an attitude like a cat when you ignore him.
DeleteThat's what I thought until I got 3 Road Island Reds. Loved those little egg laying wonders. They'd run across the yard to greet me. They became pets.
DeleteUnfortunately adopted dog got them before I could train him, going good but - anyway, 100% my fault. Day 3 of Max being home, I let the dogs out at 0 dark 30 but I forgot the pen was open. Sun coming up, the girls came out of the roost... so damn mad at myself.
chillhill
Man, I bet that gets ripe when it's hot out. I for one, just don't want a pig pen next to me. Whether you knew the law when you broke it don't mean it don't apply to you. I think a reasonable man would look up the law about keeping farm animals in town.
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Daryl
Every neighborhood has one. Fortunately, my local Karen lives elsewhere in my subdivision and I don't see her very often. She doesn't like my dog.
ReplyDeleteMy parents kept chickens for years in their back yard in a suburb just South of Atlanta, although the county had an ordinance against keeping "livestock". The neighbors never snitched because my folks were generous with their eggs.
ReplyDeleteWhen government can tell you what pets you can own, it has too much power. Unless he's running a backyard livestock farm in a residential neighborhood, he shouldn't need any kind of permit. seven chickens is just a private egg supply.
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1] Purchase some M80 Salutes or Silver Tube Salutes.
ReplyDeleteThey are available, may be hard to find.
2] Purchase a Wrist Rocket or equivalent slingshot.
3] Either get a good friend as a accomplice or get a slow burning cigar.
4] Locate a suitable spot at least half a block away or on the next
street over as a launch site.
5] Late enough at night that any late evening strollers will
have gone home, proceed to the launch site.
6] Launch a single lit salute at a high enough angle that it
will descend over the Karen's house and cause the pooch or
pooches to go apesh!t for the enjoyment of the Karen.
This will upset every dog in a two block radius. Don't ask how I know this!
7] Quietly depart the scene of the crime, so as to not raise any undue suspicion.
8] Repeat as needed. Keep thou wholly the Eleventh Commandment!