Just wait for the kid to walk well away and move the bike to where 4 spots meet and park in the spot. He will figure it out sooner or later, or he won't.
My friend brought a cattle prod over one night and tried to get me to try it. Nope, so to show me how "easy" it was to get zapped, he did it on himself. He was on the floor in agony for a spell. Not the brightest bulb. The gal that zapped herself was the perfect 1 date pump & dump back in the day, big tits, nice mouth and not too bright.
#2 That little shit gonna be the next Tojo.
ReplyDeleteJust wait for the kid to walk well away and move the bike to where 4 spots meet and park in the spot. He will figure it out sooner or later, or he won't.
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#8 Always keep a litter bag handy.
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#10: Paraphrasing Dean Wormer, gay, dorky and awkward is no way to go thru life, son.
ReplyDelete#7 - Redefining the term hazard.
ReplyDeleteDon't that guy know you get a free drop when there's water or ice in the hazard? At least that's our club rules.
Delete#3: Skinned knee boo boo. Walk it off dude.
ReplyDelete#6: Stop complaining it's too salty Don't spit, swallow it.
#9, Cute. Dumb, but cute.
ReplyDeleteVery nice tits
DeleteSome of us were hoping for a boob to pop out, but not so much.
Delete#7 could have taken free relief -- a free drop away from the "water", but still in the bunker.
ReplyDeleteMy friend brought a cattle prod over one night and tried to get me to try it. Nope, so to show me how "easy" it was to get zapped, he did it on himself. He was on the floor in agony for a spell. Not the brightest bulb. The gal that zapped herself was the perfect 1 date pump & dump back in the day, big tits, nice mouth and not too bright.
ReplyDelete8 - Had a friend like that in the 70's. The guy had countless wrecks with his motorcycle and totalled 5 cars over a period of 7 or so years.
ReplyDelete#9 - single-handedly put an end to blond jokes.
ReplyDelete#10 - don’t drink and gay.
#1 Fuck my son, Da Game Da Game!!! What an asshole.
ReplyDeleteRugrats are pretty bendy, & bounce fairly well. I don't have much confidence in an ostensible grownup who plays video games, anyhow.
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#4. Driver of tornado-spun pickup in Texas: Hold my beer.
ReplyDelete#7. Opposite but equal.