#5 Don't ever lift a kid over your head like that after a feeding. I did that once and only once with my daughter. I was standing on my brand new carpet and she filled my eye socket. I was yelling to the wife for towels trying to not get puke on the carpet. Ah, 21 and so much too learn.
#9 is on the builder. That railing shouldn't have collapsed from somebody (particularly a fairly light girl) leaning on it. Looks like the bridge was built first, and the railing was an after thought. That evidently wasn't secured well.
#8 is every parents nightmare. On the positive side, you can always argue that they stacked it incorrectly, it shouldn't have fallen down like that.
#8 is every retail store owner's nightmare. Probably tried to stack the jars too high, or else the shelf wasn't properly installed. I used to do retail remodeling and you had to be careful how you installed the shelves to make sure they wouldn't fall.
#5 Don't ever lift a kid over your head like that after a feeding. I did that once and only once with my daughter. I was standing on my brand new carpet and she filled my eye socket. I was yelling to the wife for towels trying to not get puke on the carpet. Ah, 21 and so much too learn.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she shoulda know the baby was loaded. Treat all babies like they're loaded.
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Parenting 101. I had a similar class action. As you mentioned, only once. My brother's first born son peed in his mouth, so, I guess we got off lucky.
DeleteShe was a baby gernade!
DeleteI remember looking up and seeing a cascade of banana pudding. Yuck.
ReplyDelete#9 is on the builder. That railing shouldn't have collapsed from somebody (particularly a fairly light girl) leaning on it. Looks like the bridge was built first, and the railing was an after thought. That evidently wasn't secured well.
ReplyDelete#8 is every parents nightmare. On the positive side, you can always argue that they stacked it incorrectly, it shouldn't have fallen down like that.
#8 is every retail store owner's nightmare. Probably tried to stack the jars too high, or else the shelf wasn't properly installed. I used to do retail remodeling and you had to be careful how you installed the shelves to make sure they wouldn't fall.
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#5 you're not truly a parent until your kids puke, piss, AND poop on you. and for dad's, smack you in the nuts somehow.
ReplyDelete#5 - It looks worse than it is. I've been puked on more times than you could imagine. But, when they're your kids... you're all in and it's beautiful!
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