You're on a fuckin roll today, gonna make me break some fingers, hitting, copy, email, paste, send...motherfucker, now, carry on, my fingers will self repair...brilliant, I say!
The mascot for the high school in Frisco texas was the "fighting Coons". The guys from lousiana I worked with busted a gut. The PC police have corrected that.
#13 for the win!
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And when you turn one of those things on you are spraying drolets fecal material all over the room.
DeleteDon't they teach you not to shit on your hands?
DeleteWait! You're supposed to wash your hands FIRST?!!?!?!
DeleteWhy do they say 'caught red-handed' when everyone knows, the hand is black.
ReplyDeleteBecause back during colonial times...it was the Indians who would steal stuff they found lying around if they needed it.
Delete#5 is like our freezer. I call it a temporary trash can.
ReplyDelete#6 is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Damn near spit out my beer!
You're on a fuckin roll today, gonna make me break some fingers, hitting, copy, email, paste, send...motherfucker, now, carry on, my fingers will self repair...brilliant, I say!
ReplyDeleteBest I've seen in a coons age.
ReplyDeleteThe mascot for the high school in Frisco texas was the "fighting Coons". The guys from lousiana I worked with busted a gut. The PC police have corrected that.
Deletethe team where I grew up was the Trojans. say that out loud. ignore all the snort, snicker, smirk and sneer that follows.
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ReplyDeletenumber 20 is phuney sure.
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I caught a 3 day stint in FB jail for #2.
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