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Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Things that make you go 'huh?'

A farm owner from Shelbyville in Indiana was transported to the hospital in a critical condition late last night with an extremely agitated hen more than half-buried in his rectum.
-Kent
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22 comments:

  1. BadFrogMarch 23, 2022 at 2:03 AM

    Maybe he wanted to find out what it was like being married and hen-pecked?

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  2. JamesDMarch 23, 2022 at 2:33 AM

    OK, the most bizarre thing I've read in a while. 700+ stiches for the weirdo and the chicken still survived? The weirdo looks like he weighs 500+ pounds?

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  3. ronMarch 23, 2022 at 2:49 AM

    kinky = useing a feather during sex
    perverted = useing entire chicken

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  4. -JT-March 23, 2022 at 4:09 AM

    "million to one shot, Doc...."

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  5. AnonymousMarch 23, 2022 at 4:43 AM

    I hope the hospital serves him scrambled eggs for breakfast....

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  6. AnonymousMarch 23, 2022 at 6:01 AM

    1) he wasn't hen-pecked enough?
    2) Oh, won't the farmers' wives have something to gossip about at the next cackle fest?
    He'll never live this down.

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  7. AnonymousMarch 23, 2022 at 6:04 AM

    I forget (thankfully) the term used when gay men stick a live gerbil up their asses but this sounds like a variation of that theme.

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    1. AnonymousMarch 23, 2022 at 8:26 AM

      'Gerbil Jamming'.

      [rocketride]

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    2. Reltney McFeeMarch 23, 2022 at 12:32 PM

      Felching. Urban er nurse, he added hastily......

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    3. AnonymousMarch 23, 2022 at 4:18 PM

      Armageddon.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug&t=4s

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  8. B.C.March 23, 2022 at 6:26 AM

    He heard that it was all the rage these days for young males to have cocks shoved up their asses and decided "What the Hell, I'll give it a shot.".

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  9. bogsidebunnyMarch 23, 2022 at 8:13 AM

    It's a combination ad for Bojangles & chick-fil-A.

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  10. xMarch 23, 2022 at 8:14 AM

    That's a lot of chicken to shove up your ass.
    How the hell does one even do that?

    -rightwingterrorist

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  11. MartinMarch 23, 2022 at 8:21 AM

    From the article; "The ASPCA has taken the hen in custody for the duration of its investigation and will treat it for any possible symptom of posttraumatic syndrome." LOLOL!

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  12. AnonymousMarch 23, 2022 at 8:27 AM

    Animal husbandry at its weirdest.

    [rocketride]

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  13. AnonymousMarch 23, 2022 at 8:48 AM

    Did the chicken survive?

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  14. Dave HuffMarch 23, 2022 at 8:49 AM

    How foul.....

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  15. rickn8orMarch 23, 2022 at 10:56 AM

    "Accidentally fell on it."

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  16. B.C.March 23, 2022 at 12:34 PM

    Which came first, the chicken or the egghead?

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  17. WiscoDaveMarch 23, 2022 at 12:52 PM

    "OK. These two guys in MAGA hats..."

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