My wife's from Colombia. Apparently, when you travel outside of the cities there, roads (not quite this bad from the pictures she's shown me) are cut into the sides of the mountains. She said few locals actually drive them it's usually buses. She's not afraid of heights (as I am) and said that on trips, many people will assume "crash positions" on the mountainous roads so they're not looking out the windows.
#5 - I did that to a friend of mine. Back in the 70's we were hanging out and he was sitting on the hood of an old Impala. He was looking the other way and I bent back the antenna. I said "hey Wally" and when he turned, I let got. Smack! It left a welt on his forehead I'll never forget. What are friends for...
Hahaha...just pulled a pair of hay hooks from under the (bench) seat of the PU truck I'm resurrecting last week. Been there a while for sure. Can't afford a new truck in these times. This one's probably better built anyway.
Here in southern Missouri, and north Arkansas, I have yet to see a hay bale. Nothing but the big hay rolls. Hell, I guess you need a tractor to have anminals. When I left, Oregon still had hay poopers, that's what we called the baling rigs that scooped up the hay and dropped bales out the back.
Been there and done that, Firehand. Fuckin' August in Oklahoma. Hotter than hell, and you need SCUBA gear to breath in that humidty. But, cattle need to eat in the winter, too. I'm glad I don't do that any more.
#2 Probably not even her boat, just stopped and jumped on one she saw. #7 Fucking skill and balls--obviously not meaning the pussy hiker. --Tennessee Budd
#1 Dumbfuck Country Safari.
ReplyDelete#2 Let me help you with that.
#7 No fucking way. Not for a million dollars.
[rocketride]
#1 Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch Twit of The Year . "He's Run himself over!!"
ReplyDelete#2 I saw that coming a mile away. Watch the cleat ! Watch the cleat !
ReplyDelete#7 There's no place I want to go that badly.
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#7 - No frickin' way could I walk that path, let alone ride something with wheels.
ReplyDelete#8 - "Whyte Power Dude !"
#4 Damn! #7 No, no, no, hell no!
ReplyDeleteMy wife's from Colombia. Apparently, when you travel outside of the cities there, roads (not quite this bad from the pictures she's shown me) are cut into the sides of the mountains. She said few locals actually drive them it's usually buses. She's not afraid of heights (as I am) and said that on trips, many people will assume "crash positions" on the mountainous roads so they're not looking out the windows.
ReplyDelete#1 would have been more entertaining if that long hair got wrapped around the driveshaft.
ReplyDelete#8 - God makes them cute so that parents won't kill them.
ReplyDelete#4 - Air Mail!
ReplyDelete#5 - I did that to a friend of mine. Back in the 70's we were hanging out and he was sitting on the hood of an old Impala. He was looking the other way and I bent back the antenna. I said "hey Wally" and when he turned, I let got. Smack! It left a welt on his forehead I'll never forget. What are friends for...
#6 - That's cheating.
#2 What the hell was she thinking? Oh, never mind. . .
ReplyDelete#4 At least it was empty!
#6 Genius
#6, that beats hay hooks and a flatbed truck
ReplyDeleteYour age is showing, partner. I haven't seen anybody bucking hay in I don't know how long.
DeleteHahaha...just pulled a pair of hay hooks from under the (bench) seat of the PU truck I'm resurrecting last week. Been there a while for sure. Can't afford a new truck in these times. This one's probably better built anyway.
DeleteHere in southern Missouri, and north Arkansas, I have yet to see a hay bale. Nothing but the big hay rolls. Hell, I guess you need a tractor to have anminals. When I left, Oregon still had hay poopers, that's what we called the baling rigs that scooped up the hay and dropped bales out the back.
DeleteMy local Tractor Supply sells hay hooks, so presumably Someone is buying the things.
DeleteBeen there and done that, Firehand. Fuckin' August in Oklahoma. Hotter than hell, and you need SCUBA gear to breath in that humidty. But, cattle need to eat in the winter, too. I'm glad I don't do that any more.
Delete#2 Probably not even her boat, just stopped and jumped on one she saw.
ReplyDelete#7 Fucking skill and balls--obviously not meaning the pussy hiker.
--Tennessee Budd
#7. That's some third world shit there!
ReplyDelete#2, Atomic Wedgie!
ReplyDelete#3, Don't cut my time, boi.
#7 It's a good thing that the guy walking behind the motorcycle is wearing a helmet, that will make all the difference if he falls off that path.
ReplyDelete1. I hope that hurt a lot.
ReplyDelete#1: haha loser
ReplyDelete#2: Could see that coming, and the clip ends too soon
#5: "Sorry in advance for what's about to happen"