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Tuesday, March 01, 2022

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  1. #2 a good way to catch snakes if you own a henhouse, put a billiard ball on each side of a gate and the snake will down both thinking they are eggs and boom now it's stuck.

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    1. I wish I'd known that fifty years ago when I was a kid! We'd have had more eggs....

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  2. #3--That's one impressive young man.

    #8--Talk about load-testing a line.

    #9--Just call the divorce lawyer now. You've been given a sign.

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  3. #5: Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

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  4. #3: There's always one in the crowd.

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  5. #3 what kind of a kindergarden is that !? #7 Pailface!

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  6. #10 The dog... "My work here is done."

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  7. #3 no greater love

    #9. One dead bird

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  8. #2, Reminds me of a joke I heard about Mrs. Emhoff

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  9. #4 That's why they're called "Throw Rugs".

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    1. And this is why there are none in my house.

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  10. #3 trying too damn hard to be a hero. a smart man would have thrown it back.

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  11. #2 I've always had black snakes at the house. Especially in the coop. They eat an egg on occasion but no rats or mice. I named them, Fearless, Lessless, Jake and Myrtle. They are good snakes.
    #4 As graceless as she is ya gotta love er.
    #8 She and her ilk a the ones that build swings the swing toward the trunk. Lot of em out there.
    #6 Only do shit like that when there are real men in the house.
    #5 Had a Lab that used to get into bees. She'd walk up and sit in front of me. I'd look and her mouth would look just like that pups. I'd say, Find a bee Daisy? She'd sit there waggin her tail. Strange dog indeed.


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  12. The Feed Store normally carries ceramic eggs that are extremely realistic. You just stick one in one of the nesting boxes. Kills the snake every time.

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  13. #5 Two different dogs

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    1. What tipped you off, the different colored muzzle or paws?

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    2. Both, for me. Then I figured it could’ve been a litter of pups that got into the bees, and this was just one of them. Thankfully, my dog leaves my bees alone. So do my chickens.

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  14. #4: Hope the bottle is okay -- that's a $50 bottle of Veuve Clicquot there. And yeah, ya gotta love her.

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  15. #8 That's one tough pole! That big thing in the ground she hit is tough too!

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  16. WTF is going on in #1 ?

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    1. Looked to me like the cat was pissing in the drinking fountain and he drank after it.

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  17. #9 Don't hold your birds too hard. They don't have a diaphragm and suffer from hypoxia pretty easily.

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  18. #10 Out where I live, I don't worry about deer as much as dogs. When I ride by a house all the bastards want to get in front of my bike.
    Good thing TN doesn't have hippos & shit.
    --Tennessee Budd

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  19. #5 won't do that again. My dog tries to eat bees but hasn't been stung yet, then again, maybe he has.

    #8 needs to eat a salad.

    -arc

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  20. #5 I've seen happen. Border Collie found a nest of ground bees and dug them up for a snack.

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  21. 10 - Out here in the desert I ride with a single-six loaded with snakeskin. Works great with feral and/or aggressive dogs.

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