The salesman told them if they put 10 testicles from albinos in a jar of vinegar and ran some 8 gauge to the rear axle, they could 0 to 60 in 5 seconds.
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Looks like what Mayor Pete used to drive before he hit the big time.
ReplyDeleteIs that a fact. And here I thought Petey Pie rode Chasten Glezman.
DeleteCHome-Brew - "How Henry Got His Start"!
ReplyDeleteAnd that area of the world has been lived in longer then the USA.....and all they have is that?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteAnd they likely stole it from somewhere else. That area of the world has contributed zip, nada, zilch, zero to any of modern man's conveniences.
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DeleteI noticed it has a mirror out the back to check for people hiding behind you.
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Petey B rides Chasten's unbleached elastic starfish....everywhere.
ReplyDeleteI bet there's a home brew nuclear reactor under the hood.
ReplyDeleteWtf are they looking at ynder the hood?
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The pedals.
DeleteThe honey badgers on the treadmill.
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The flux capacitor.
DeleteThe 10HP Briggs lawn mower engine. I wonder if they're using a rear bicycle derailleur/multiple sprocket setup for the gearing.
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The salesman told them if they put 10 testicles from albinos in a jar of vinegar and ran some 8 gauge to the rear axle, they could 0 to 60 in 5 seconds.
DeleteActually, it looks pretty workable once you get over the "I'm probably gonna die." factor.
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Looks like Lockheed just found themselves some new F-35 design engineers.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha good one!!!!! Off Shore, too. They don't have to pay'em as much.
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I bet they're checking out the midget chained down under the hood to power that thing.
ReplyDeleteSalesman: And at 88 mph this magic rock here produces 1.21 gigawatts.
ReplyDeleteCustomer: I'll take it!
"We're going back to the future , Marty; your kids have fucked EVERYTHING up!"
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