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Tuesday, March 29, 2022

Your Chicken Tenders Are Not A Police Matter

MARCH 24--Since some citizens remain confused about the proper use of the 911 system, a reminder: Do not call the police emergency line if you have encountered a chicken difficulty at KFC. 

On Tuesday evening, Lisa Castro called 911 to report being “upset because she only got 4 pieces of chicken instead of 8,” and that the manager of a KFC in suburban Cleveland, Ohio “won’t give her the rest of the chicken.”
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5 comments:

  1. Henk VandenberghMarch 29, 2022 at 6:58 AM

    Expect some pandering by the left in 3,2,1....

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  2. ABEMarch 29, 2022 at 4:44 PM

    If they ripped her off for four pieces of chicken, what else are you going to do? It's better that than whipping out your 9mm... It sounds okay to send an officer out to sort shit out.

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    1. AnonymousMarch 29, 2022 at 7:17 PM

      I’m guessing that is sarcasm.
      MadMarlin

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  3. AnonymousMarch 29, 2022 at 6:15 PM

    There are laws against abusing the 911 system. If they'd actually prosecute these cases, there might be a slacking off.
    --Tennessee Budd

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  4. Reltney McFeeMarch 30, 2022 at 8:14 AM

    Naw, either (a) illiterates will never read the nooz, or (b) they are way, way, way smarter than you, and will "never" be caught.

    Then, of course, there is (c): in their self absorbed narcissistic bubble, nothing matters more than their desire

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