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Friday, March 18, 2022

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

Concerned that the meth he had purchased was actually bath salts, a Florida Man yesterday asked police to test his stash, a request that resulted in his arrest on multiple drug charges.

According to investigators, Thomas Colucci, 41, dialed 911 last night and requested that a sheriff’s deputy be dispatched to his residence in Spring Hill, a Tampa suburb. Colucci explained that he needed someone to “test the methamphetamine” he had just bought.
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2 comments:

  1. WestcoastDeplorableMarch 18, 2022 at 1:22 PM

    Sure! Testing your drugs is a well-known addition to the services of local law enforcement. EVERYBODY knows that!

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  2. HalfElfMarch 19, 2022 at 5:35 PM

    And people wonder why it's called dope. I remember a instance back in the 80's where someone complained about their kilo of cocaine missing from their hotel room. They actually signed the property reciept for the uniformed officer while complaint that a large portion of their stash was missing. That is commercial grade stupid.

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