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Tuesday, March 01, 2022

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

After she was refused service by a bar manager, a drunk Florida Lawyer went into the restroom and then emerged “unclothed and completely naked,” according to police who charged her with disorderly conduct. 

According to an arrest report, Kelly Elkins, 49, entered the Beach Lounge in St. Pete Beach around 2:15 AM Friday, but was “intoxicated to the point the manager refused to server her.”

7 comments:

  1. The ones who get naked are never the hot ones.

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  2. Guess she became confused over the meaning of bar license.

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  3. After seeing her mugshot, I'm glad there aren't more photos

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  4. "...intoxicated to the point the manager refused to server her.”
    Bet he refused to "service" her also.

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  5. She's not much to look at, but she has a great personality. How many times have I heard that?

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  6. Yah, I'm gonna nope my way right on past that toad, and she's a law wrangler as well. Nope something's even I wouldn't hit 🎯

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