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Tuesday, March 01, 2022

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

After she was refused service by a bar manager, a drunk Florida Lawyer went into the restroom and then emerged “unclothed and completely naked,” according to police who charged her with disorderly conduct. 

According to an arrest report, Kelly Elkins, 49, entered the Beach Lounge in St. Pete Beach around 2:15 AM Friday, but was “intoxicated to the point the manager refused to server her.”
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7 comments:

  1. DivemedicMarch 1, 2022 at 5:14 AM

    The ones who get naked are never the hot ones.

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  2. Fish Out of WaterMarch 1, 2022 at 5:50 AM

    Guess she became confused over the meaning of bar license.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 1, 2022 at 5:59 AM

    After seeing her mugshot, I'm glad there aren't more photos

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  4. SteveMarch 1, 2022 at 9:06 AM

    "...intoxicated to the point the manager refused to server her.”
    Bet he refused to "service" her also.

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  5. bogsidebunnyMarch 1, 2022 at 9:34 AM

    She's not much to look at, but she has a great personality. How many times have I heard that?

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  6. HalfElfMarch 1, 2022 at 6:48 PM

    Yah, I'm gonna nope my way right on past that toad, and she's a law wrangler as well. Nope something's even I wouldn't hit 🎯

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