BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – A naked man carrying a barbell is accused of threatening to kill another man shortly after a burglary, according to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office.
Deputies said a witness told them he heard a noise from a neighbor’s house and saw Larry Gardner, 62, naked outside and banging on a sliding glass door with a barbell Monday evening.
Brevard County is a crazy county. I lived in a little community called "Mims" for a while. There was an area called "Hog Valley", that's where I lived. Some of the craziest shit would go on there.
Wait, the guy threatened to kill him with a barbell in his hand and he slapped him twice? I guess it worked, but why in the hell wouldn't you close your fist?
Brevard County is a crazy county. I lived in a little community called "Mims" for a while. There was an area called "Hog Valley", that's where I lived. Some of the craziest shit would go on there.
ReplyDeleteAnd you hang out at the pig pen.
DeleteAnother one from BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. Is there something in the water that accounts for this weirdness?
ReplyDeleteHad a drunk girlfriend come at me with a #20 dumbell one time; stupid move; the only dummy to get bells rung were her.
ReplyDeleteWait, the guy threatened to kill him with a barbell in his hand and he slapped him twice? I guess it worked, but why in the hell wouldn't you close your fist?
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