CLEARWATER, Fla. - A Florida man arrested after kicking a puppy in the face at a beach on Monday told police that he was upset with the pup for eating food that didn’t belong to it, authorities said.
We had a pack of wild dogs at Camp Jaguar in Iraq. Being stupid Americans, we fed them, mostly because they hated the Hodgies and would warm us if any got near the tents during the night. Ultimately, we ended up shooting all of them after a couple of demonstrations of just how vicious and dangerous they really were. Let’s just say a pack of dogs can and will rip anything or anyone they don’t like to pieces in minutes. Fucking frightening to observe, especially if you are unarmed. Things changed for us contractors after that. On a side note, the Army fed us this shit we called “purple mystery meat” as a bacon substitute so as not to offend the local population we were kicking the shit out of. Those wild dogs would spit that shit out when we gave it to them. I thought that was pretty funny. Eod1sg Ret
The asshole probably shouldn't be around kids either.
ReplyDeleteFrom the mug shot, I'd say the man has issues with pretty much anything.
DeleteWe had a pack of wild dogs at Camp Jaguar in Iraq. Being stupid Americans, we fed them, mostly because they hated the Hodgies and would warm us if any got near the tents during the night. Ultimately, we ended up shooting all of them after a couple of demonstrations of just how vicious and dangerous they really were. Let’s just say a pack of dogs can and will rip anything or anyone they don’t like to pieces in minutes. Fucking frightening to observe, especially if you are unarmed. Things changed for us contractors after that. On a side note, the Army fed us this shit we called “purple mystery meat” as a bacon substitute so as not to offend the local population we were kicking the shit out of. Those wild dogs would spit that shit out when we gave it to them. I thought that was pretty funny. Eod1sg Ret
ReplyDelete"The asshole probably shouldn't be around kids either."
ReplyDeleteThe asshole probably shouldn't be. There, I corrected it for you.
Sweet mullet.
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