SYRACUSE, N.Y. — The eight-year-old child involved in a now-viral video involving Syracuse police has been issued an appearance ticket for stealing another child's bike, less than a week after his interaction with police was seen across the nation.
-Anon
y that bruthu yellin at da poleece not be yellin at dat chiles muthu for raisin gangsta Mr chips?
ReplyDeleteNothing like good breeding
ReplyDelete"...stealing a bike", that's a common crime from a certain demographic.
ReplyDeletefound a closeup of the digitized photo of the young perp.
Sho' nuff! GTR
His daddy will probably bust his ass for getting caught.
"I've taught you better!"
"His daddy will probably bust his ass for getting caught"
DeleteWhat makes you think he knows who his father is?
Nemo
Off to a good start. Probably won't live to 20.
ReplyDelete14 % of the overall population causing 90% of societies problems , but If one mentions that small fact you are branded racist .
ReplyDeleteGood old Stabacuse, my hometown, where I learned how much fun being white in a dindu sea could be. I doubt that there is any "father" figure around, just a wandering inseminator, along with a mother who values the kid only for the extra food stamps that she can sell on the street for crack.
ReplyDeleteDon't be so hard on the kid; he's probably a fan of the SU basketball team, known to cynical locals as Boeheim's Bandits, after the number of players who believe in five finger discounts.
Graduated from chips to bikes. Next on the list, cars, then assault then murder. It's a slope that's quite steep.
ReplyDeleteHopefully this problem solves itself before it kills someone or enters the gene pool.
ReplyDeleteWell, the kid who everyone on line was defending and excoriating the cops over his treatment at their hand re-offends in a NY minute. Who knew THAT would happen?
ReplyDeleteNemo
Seems to be genetic. That said, kids committing crimes was a thing in France or Greece or someplace too because the records get sealed up come 18.
ReplyDeleteAn ankle bracelet seems suitable for this kid and a tour through a federal prison.
- arc
Probably end up like good ole Nasr Midian Kahenti Atun El Bebley-Calvin.
ReplyDeleteSyracuse doesn’t have a child problem. It has a problem child.
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