Animal activist glues self to Timberwolves court during play-in game
MINNEAPOLIS - A woman had to be escorted off the floor at Target Center during the Minnesota Timberwolves’ play-in game Tuesday night after apparently trying to glue herself to the baseline under a basket.
I seem to recall a guy getting hit with felony charges recently for using a sharpie to re-draw some lines on a court, citing $10,000 to have to refinish the floor. Seems like this woman should face at least that much.
I'm sure they could have put a chain around her and winched her off the playing surface. She probably would have only left a little bit of skin and blood behind. That would sand right off and the floor wouldn't be damaged at all.
We got to protect those clipper wolves from falling timber.
ReplyDeleteI seem to recall a guy getting hit with felony charges recently for using a sharpie to re-draw some lines on a court, citing $10,000 to have to refinish the floor. Seems like this woman should face at least that much.
ReplyDeleteJustna warning that no one is safe from the insanity. They will redefine a word, phrase or terminology to have an excuse to destroy what is yours.
ReplyDeleteirony :glue is made from animal hooves
ReplyDeleteA lot of 'hoof-glue' is now made partially from petrochemicals. So double-irony
DeleteI'm sure they could have put a chain around her and winched her off the playing surface. She probably would have only left a little bit of skin and blood behind. That would sand right off and the floor wouldn't be damaged at all.
ReplyDeleteRemove the contamination with a belt sander. Start at her feet.
Deletepffft!...leave her ass glued to the court and play over her.
ReplyDeleteCouple good stomps would give her a better sense of clarity.