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Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Damned old prostate...

ROCKLEDGE, Fla. – A 61-year-old Florida man was arrested on allegations of urinating on cases of beer inside a Brevard County store. 

According to a Rockledge police arrest affidavit, on Saturday the man walked into the Hop and Pop convenience store on Eyster Boulevard and tried to enter the restroom, but it was locked.

2 comments:

  1. When doing this on Budweiser nobody will know the difference.

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  2. The prostate is a harsh mistress, and when she says "go" you'd better be listening!

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