Knuckledraggin My Life Away : FOUR times from Seattle to Phoenix? Daaamn.....

Friday, April 08, 2022

FOUR times from Seattle to Phoenix? Daaamn.....

NEW YORK - A man on a Southwest Airlines flight faces federal charges after allegedly masturbating at least four times during the flight.

-WiscoDave

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Just how old was this guy? I mean, that flight couldn't have been more than 3 hours, and he got 4 nuts in that time period?

I'll admit it, I am impressed.

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Friday, April 08, 2022

FOUR times from Seattle to Phoenix? Daaamn.....