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Friday, April 22, 2022

Fucking amateur

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A woman is facing a drug charge after police discovered 229 pounds of marijuana inside the car she abandoned on a Tennessee bridge when the vehicle ran out of gas, authorities said.

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Gotta make sure you've got fuel, fluid levels are good, speedometer's accurate and all your lights are in good working order.

8 comments:

  1. Back in the 80's ,a friend of mine built a drug car to run I-5 . Four door 1969 Chevy 2. 350 with about 400 hp , but quiet ,non descript.

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  2. don't speed, go with the flow. Actually USE those signals. Don't be high or drunk.

    Check back for more tips

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  3. Kind of like a pilot's checklist.

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  4. or be lucky as hell. The trip to SF to See Paul McCartney and wings in 1976 with my buds was a total miracle we made the round trip from and back to Oregon unscathed.

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    1. 1972.
      Coming back to Roseville, California, after a four-day music festival at Carson City, Nevada.
      The experience was the point, the bands were irrelevant.
      .
      Someplace along Interstate Eighty, my next-door neighbor nodded off the side of a mountain.
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      Adolph Frias, junior.
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      Sometimes, these things need to be said.

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  5. Check everything out, make sure it works, drive with traffic, use a nondescript vehicle and don't get buzzed, stoned or drunk while on your mission.
    In other words, use some fucking common sense.....
    JD

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  6. Drug mules invariable get caught because of speeding or not using signals. And some see the "drug checkpoint ahead" sign on I70 and exit to the real check point.

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  7. There's an all night gas station by the halfway point exit to the cross-state highway near my place. The local cops bust the mules there all the time. Invariably, they're in some POS beater or old urban van covered in graffiti. So, what everyone here said, but I'll throw in "hire grammy and gramps to wear their church clothes and drive their late model gray Buick."

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