Where bad choices make good stories
I push the button for every floor in elevators.Forever 12
Be sure to exit before it's just you and me left.Daryl
If you double press them they go back to being unpressed.
120 running the elevator. I believe I'll take the stairs.
Sucker born every minute. Someone wants the lights turned off, knows there is little kids like me out there.
Youngest spawn's garage door is shut off when the first garage in the line has it's lights turned off. It is not a good idea to piss off the redhead.
I remember a Steven Wright joke. “In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'” Good stuff!
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I push the button for every floor in elevators.
ReplyDeleteForever 12
Be sure to exit before it's just you and me left.
DeleteDaryl
If you double press them they go back to being unpressed.
ReplyDelete120 running the elevator. I believe I'll take the stairs.
ReplyDeleteSucker born every minute. Someone wants the lights turned off, knows there is little kids like me out there.
ReplyDeleteYoungest spawn's garage door is shut off when the first garage in the line has it's lights turned off. It is not a good idea to piss off the redhead.
ReplyDeleteI remember a Steven Wright joke.
ReplyDelete“In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'”
Good stuff!