The taco chain announced that the Mexican Pizza is returning to the menu on May 19 — for good!
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The taco trucks in Modesto were located about 100 yards from the Taco Bell.
I'd get a craving for some outrageous Mexican food, so I'd tell my wife I was headed down to the taco trucks, and did she want me to bring her anything back? and she'd tell me to stop by the Taco Bell and pick her up a fucking whorito or whatever.
This was coming from a Comanche Indian that was raised by Mexicans. Go figure.
