SACRAMENTO, Calif. (KTXL) — Sacramento police said a man died after being run over while he allegedly tried to steal a catalytic converter early Monday morning.
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Police said Rangel was allegedly tampering with the car that hit him, and they believe he was trying to steal the car’s catalytic converter before he was struck.
You can expect a new Executive Order soon: all new vehicles need to have a safety device installed, allowing any of the democrats' favorites to push a button and the catalytic converter will fall in their hands, all nicely wrapped in environment friendly packaging.
Great idea! If that happens to any of us just pretend you don't know he's there. Pull the vehicle forward and back several times until the thumping goes away then just go back inside. When the cops show up "say what?." "I never knew he was there."
One could assume that the owner of the car got in to go where ever California people go early in the morning and did not know(or maybe did know) that there was a would be thief under the vehicle.
The world is a slightly better place now. Fookers need hard time if caught.
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You can expect a new Executive Order soon: all new vehicles need to have a safety device installed, allowing any of the democrats' favorites to push a button and the catalytic converter will fall in their hands, all nicely wrapped in environment friendly packaging.
DeleteWasn't a Jeep Rangeler by any chance?
ReplyDeleteThat link doesn't work here in Germany btw, EU "law" says Verboten. FJB, FEU.
Stefan v.
Another happy ending.
ReplyDeleteGoddam criminals.
Ed
HAA! HAA!
ReplyDeleteIf he lived he would have been a little thinner. More cars would have been accessible to him.
ReplyDeleteNo explanation how a car moved when being tampered with, or if thief attacked moving car?
ReplyDeleteAn exhausting way to go.
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Great idea! If that happens to any of us just pretend you don't know he's there. Pull the vehicle forward and back several times until the thumping goes away then just go back inside. When the cops show up "say what?." "I never knew he was there."
ReplyDelete"I'm deaf; I couldn't hear any thumping."
DeleteOne could assume that the owner of the car got in to go where ever California people go early in the morning and did not know(or maybe did know) that there was a would be thief under the vehicle.
ReplyDeleteRhodium is $19,000 per ounce? I'd say he got a bad case of Rhodium rash...
ReplyDeleteI think my favorite part of this story is that he died a slow and painful death.
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