Classic. You gotta dude called Joshu'an or Josh'uan in previous news reports. Not his first rodeo, as you might guess. See below. Also, ActionNews Jax is racist for leaving the "my momma was an illiterate retard" apostrophe out of his name.
I had something like that happen about a decade ago. I lived in a terrible city that has non-stop problems with drugs, welfare, poverty, etc...
On my lunch break, I would jump in my car and take the leisurely route (so I could smoke a cig) through the neighborhoods to some trashy place (like McDonalds) to grab lunch.
One summer day I was doing about 25 with my windows down a crack and some lady walking down the sidewalk shouted "HEY!" as I passed. It was an "ok" residential neighborhood with well-kept lawns, houses spaced at least 30 feet apart, and there was a huge stretch of grass between the sidewalk and the road.
I stopped, threw it in reverse and backed up half a block to get parallel with the woman. I rolled down my window and said something like "Were you shouting at me? Do you need something?"
She said she was a diabetic and desperately needed to get a ride home to get her insulin because she was starting to "get woozy".
I'll admit, she almost got me....then I asked where her house was. She said it was "a block or two away".
I have been driving those roads almost every day for lunch and a smoke break for something like 8 years at that point. I knew all the street names...so I asked her what street she lived on.
She started being evasive.
"It's just two blocks over"
I made up a street that didn't exist in the city. "So...like...Chestnut Avenue?"
"Yeah"
At that moment, I saw movement out of my peripheral vision, so I hit the door lock button and started to look towards the rear passenger side of my vehicle.
Because I'm not racist, I couldn't tell you the skin color of the man standing behind the C-post on the passenger side...but his pants were so low, his junk was almost hanging out.
At that point, I unholstered from a position neither of them could see it.
I turned my head around to look at the woman, and noticed she had made surprisingly good time across the ~10 foot grass space between the sidewalk and the road. And she was approaching fast...with a knife in her hand.
I pointed the gun at her as she reached my window. I could hear the sound of someone trying the rear passenger handle.
I shouted "put your hands up and drop the knife or I will kill you". She immediately complied.
I calmly but loudly said "tell your buddy to start running, because if I turn around and he's still there I'm going to shoot him. You better start running too."
She started backing up. I glanced back and saggin dude was already half way up the next block.
I pulled away, re-holstered, and went on to enjoy a burger.
The only thing about the situation that still seems weird to this day is how I enjoyed eating McDonalds and didn't realize it was the cause of all my headaches, GI issues, and general unhealthiness. I stopped that a short time later and now haven't had fast food in something like 9 years.
I was in Australia and was told by the locals that if I was ever in the outback and see an old lady by the side of the road flagging me down.just run her over because there's at least 8-10 abbos waiting to jump your ass.....
Classic. You gotta dude called Joshu'an or Josh'uan in previous news reports. Not his first rodeo, as you might guess. See below. Also, ActionNews Jax is racist for leaving the "my momma was an illiterate retard" apostrophe out of his name.
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But it gets better!
"police were able to identify the stolen truck on MLK Jr. Parkway
Ahahaha!
I had something like that happen about a decade ago. I lived in a terrible city that has non-stop problems with drugs, welfare, poverty, etc...
ReplyDeleteOn my lunch break, I would jump in my car and take the leisurely route (so I could smoke a cig) through the neighborhoods to some trashy place (like McDonalds) to grab lunch.
One summer day I was doing about 25 with my windows down a crack and some lady walking down the sidewalk shouted "HEY!" as I passed. It was an "ok" residential neighborhood with well-kept lawns, houses spaced at least 30 feet apart, and there was a huge stretch of grass between the sidewalk and the road.
I stopped, threw it in reverse and backed up half a block to get parallel with the woman. I rolled down my window and said something like "Were you shouting at me? Do you need something?"
She said she was a diabetic and desperately needed to get a ride home to get her insulin because she was starting to "get woozy".
I'll admit, she almost got me....then I asked where her house was. She said it was "a block or two away".
I have been driving those roads almost every day for lunch and a smoke break for something like 8 years at that point. I knew all the street names...so I asked her what street she lived on.
She started being evasive.
"It's just two blocks over"
I made up a street that didn't exist in the city. "So...like...Chestnut Avenue?"
"Yeah"
At that moment, I saw movement out of my peripheral vision, so I hit the door lock button and started to look towards the rear passenger side of my vehicle.
Because I'm not racist, I couldn't tell you the skin color of the man standing behind the C-post on the passenger side...but his pants were so low, his junk was almost hanging out.
At that point, I unholstered from a position neither of them could see it.
I turned my head around to look at the woman, and noticed she had made surprisingly good time across the ~10 foot grass space between the sidewalk and the road. And she was approaching fast...with a knife in her hand.
I pointed the gun at her as she reached my window. I could hear the sound of someone trying the rear passenger handle.
I shouted "put your hands up and drop the knife or I will kill you". She immediately complied.
I calmly but loudly said "tell your buddy to start running, because if I turn around and he's still there I'm going to shoot him. You better start running too."
She started backing up. I glanced back and saggin dude was already half way up the next block.
I pulled away, re-holstered, and went on to enjoy a burger.
The only thing about the situation that still seems weird to this day is how I enjoyed eating McDonalds and didn't realize it was the cause of all my headaches, GI issues, and general unhealthiness. I stopped that a short time later and now haven't had fast food in something like 9 years.
I was in Australia and was told by the locals that if I was ever in the outback and see an old lady by the side of the road flagging me down.just run her over because there's at least 8-10 abbos waiting to jump your ass.....
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