#4 I set up a slip-n-slide for my grandkids. They had no idea what it was so I stupidly decided to show them. As an adult, throwing yourself on the ground fricking hurts. A lot. And yeah, I slid about 3 ft and stopped. Painfully.
#5 - So, now we know how that sock "went missing"... But where did it go? I sometimes wonder when walking down the street and just see a poor, motionless wet sock in the gutter and think to myself, that poor bastard never made it to where they go...
Haven't you heard? Every sock you lose in a dryer is reincarnated. It comes back as a Tupperware (or, in my case, butter bowl) lid that doesn't fit anything. --Tennessee Budd
#6 where do I get those screen cleaners?
ReplyDeleteBrake kleen(TM)
Delete#6. I need that. Course I try not to let them get that bad but have a lot of touch screen devices.
ReplyDeleteOkay. I'm interested. What is that magic screen cleaning cloth?
ReplyDelete#6 - Microfiber? Anything special?
ReplyDeleteThere is a disposable wipe saturated with screen cleaner, I don't use them, I use a shot of Windex and paper towel.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
#6 Norwex window cloth and water. Not saying that that's what that is, but that's the results that I get with one.
ReplyDelete#4 I set up a slip-n-slide for my grandkids. They had no idea what it was so I stupidly decided to show them. As an adult, throwing yourself on the ground fricking hurts. A lot. And yeah, I slid about 3 ft and stopped. Painfully.
ReplyDelete#5 - So, now we know how that sock "went missing"... But where did it go?
ReplyDeleteI sometimes wonder when walking down the street and just see a poor, motionless wet sock in the gutter and think to myself, that poor bastard never made it to where they go...
Haven't you heard? Every sock you lose in a dryer is reincarnated. It comes back as a Tupperware (or, in my case, butter bowl) lid that doesn't fit anything.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
I always thought socks are coat hanger larva. You lose the sock and two months later find a coat hanger under the bed.
DeleteSilly, they go to the New York Sock Exchange...
Delete#10 - The kid got what he deserved for that stunt.
ReplyDelete#5 - But are the socks inside the case of the dryer, or have they disappeared into another dimension?
#1 I guess there are some things cats wish they weren't so curious about.
ReplyDeleteAll those socks are used by Schrodinger's cat to line its box or not.
ReplyDelete#6: Pro Tip: If you are cleaning to remove evidence, wear nitrile gloves.
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