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Wednesday, April 06, 2022

The shit I post on Facebook

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    1. Assuming it's actually wired correctly.

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  2. #20 Wait'll after Labor Day. They're going to give us deplorables a respite over the summer this year to make everyone think the we're out of the woods with Covid. Come Sept 15th they'll announce another new variant that's more transmissible than XE, but as deadly as the original and delta. Then lockdowns and mail in cheating for the mid-terms, just like they did in 2020.

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    1. Aaahhh, but that's when the patriotic hackers will come out of the woodwork and take down the internet at 11pm on Election Day. Then all the late-night shenanigans will be forced into the light of day.

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    2. Don't worry, all the votes that will be counted have already been loaded into the Dominion computers. Here's some unsolicited advice: Just stay home on election day; your vote doesn't count and mostly likely never did.

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  3. #13 ... around here we have nocturnal birds too, so can happen any time of day... or night.

    Like that one year when some owls decided to raise their babies in our backyard. Got pretty loud when they'd learned to fly but not to hunt.

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  4. 4 Make your own candles and sprinkle a little Unique in the wax
    6 Am I the only one who does shift work and starts drinking at 7am when they get home?
    Daryl

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    1. Hattie's Hat and The Club Tavern, both opened at 6am. Me waiting for the doors to unlock. Pour myself home around noon, catch a nap and get ready for the next nights work!

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    2. Back in the day, used to start drinking at seven AM all the time when working nights.

      As my old friend Cap'n Dave says..."Can't drink all day if you don't start early."

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  5. re: #6 Who waits until noon? Hell, who waits until 11...

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  6. #1 So we get to pay for oil that we already paid for with our taxes? Cool. That's fine.

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    1. Oil companies make money on oil that didn't cost them a dime that they already sold once.

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  7. #2- at least they got the outlet right out of the three holes for a good education in our youth for their meme. Surprising.

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    1. The large slot on the outlet is the common. No power there so not the right hole for shocking results.

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  8. #13 Everybody's gangster till they hear birds. -8notch

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  9. #13 I think "u know *ur* fucked up...". Fucked up from the day before, still trying to get your eyelids to roll down. I hated those fucking birds.

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  10. And the winner and new champeen is........#17 by a mile!

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