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Tuesday, April 12, 2022

The shit I post on Facebook

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  1. Glypto DropemApril 12, 2022 at 2:05 PM

    #2 She's a combination of Killary and Web Hubbell.

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    1. Frank GApril 12, 2022 at 4:20 PM

      Turkey baster pregnancy

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    2. GriffinApril 12, 2022 at 5:12 PM

      Definitely Web Hubble's spawn

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    3. MoFoApril 12, 2022 at 7:59 PM

      Yeah, I was gonna say not funny because she DOES look like her dad, but not Bill Clinton.

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    4. millerizedApril 12, 2022 at 11:21 PM

      Hillary and Janet Reno's daughter.

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  2. robApril 12, 2022 at 2:20 PM

    #1 ?

    I don't get it....

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    1. wirecutterApril 12, 2022 at 3:04 PM

      All the warning lights are on.

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    2. Glypto DropemApril 12, 2022 at 4:05 PM

      Plus its not operatng (tach at 0 RPM) or moving (speedometer at 0 MPH), much like the drooling meat puppet (p)Resident

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    3. ElmoApril 12, 2022 at 4:55 PM

      The way I saw it is that on the Biden-mobile nothing works and it's going nowhere.

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    4. AnonymousApril 13, 2022 at 9:11 AM

      Neither does Joe. You aren't Joe are you?

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    5. oy vey ole'April 13, 2022 at 9:16 AM

      Direction is showing N. Should be S. There, fixed it.

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  3. DoonhamerApril 12, 2022 at 3:22 PM

    #12. Crutch, crotch, crutch.
    Say it 4 times quickly.

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  4. AnonymousApril 12, 2022 at 3:36 PM

    Wait, it’s not supposed to look like that?
    MadMarlin

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  5. ABEApril 12, 2022 at 4:17 PM

    #20 - I work in the audio/video industry. Just two days ago, I asked the guys, what in the hell are we gonna do when we cant call connectors male/female any more. Hey, grab me a non-binary XLR?

    Shit is out of control...

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    1. mjazzguitarApril 12, 2022 at 6:48 PM

      And if you are a witness in a trial.

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    2. AnonymousApril 13, 2022 at 2:25 AM

      Nah, you just need to swap all of the connectors for type-N connectors.

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    3. Mike_CApril 13, 2022 at 11:15 AM

      The new terms for "female/male" connectors (how DARE you always put "male" first? you h8tr) are "oppressed/oppressive" connectors.

      Unfortunately this is confusing because the expression "black and white" has also been replaced by "oppressed and oppressive". I don't like it myself, but I don't make the rules.

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  6. TRIBApril 12, 2022 at 5:38 PM

    #5 I feel cheated out of an education. None of my teachers in 12 years dropped to their knees and took a taste.

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  7. AnonymousApril 12, 2022 at 6:09 PM

    #5
    where were these teachers when i was in school?

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    1. ElmoApril 12, 2022 at 8:42 PM

      In the next room, giving head to a kid you hated.
      It was your first lesson in "life isn't fair".

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  8. Perkins FamilyApril 12, 2022 at 6:51 PM

    This is your best collection yet!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!

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  9. RugglesApril 12, 2022 at 10:42 PM

    #12 "Spread your leg"

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  10. Dan PattersonApril 13, 2022 at 5:08 AM

    10 bucks says #5 is a mudshark.

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  11. Mike_CApril 13, 2022 at 11:21 AM

    #12: Hell, I'll bet there's a kink for that and she's north of $600 bucks an hour.

    But not for me. For $600 I'd rather get a full cart of basic food from the supermarket. (Seriously, just spent $200 on store-able staples like beans, rice, canned veggies -- nothing fancy -- at the damned WalMart and it wasn't close to a full cart. WTf'ingF.)

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