#20 - I work in the audio/video industry. Just two days ago, I asked the guys, what in the hell are we gonna do when we cant call connectors male/female any more. Hey, grab me a non-binary XLR?
The new terms for "female/male" connectors (how DARE you always put "male" first? you h8tr) are "oppressed/oppressive" connectors.
Unfortunately this is confusing because the expression "black and white" has also been replaced by "oppressed and oppressive". I don't like it myself, but I don't make the rules.
#12: Hell, I'll bet there's a kink for that and she's north of $600 bucks an hour.
But not for me. For $600 I'd rather get a full cart of basic food from the supermarket. (Seriously, just spent $200 on store-able staples like beans, rice, canned veggies -- nothing fancy -- at the damned WalMart and it wasn't close to a full cart. WTf'ingF.)
#2 She's a combination of Killary and Web Hubbell.
ReplyDeleteTurkey baster pregnancy
DeleteDefinitely Web Hubble's spawn
DeleteYeah, I was gonna say not funny because she DOES look like her dad, but not Bill Clinton.
DeleteHillary and Janet Reno's daughter.
Delete#1 ?
ReplyDeleteI don't get it....
All the warning lights are on.
DeletePlus its not operatng (tach at 0 RPM) or moving (speedometer at 0 MPH), much like the drooling meat puppet (p)Resident
DeleteThe way I saw it is that on the Biden-mobile nothing works and it's going nowhere.
DeleteNeither does Joe. You aren't Joe are you?
DeleteDirection is showing N. Should be S. There, fixed it.
Delete#12. Crutch, crotch, crutch.
ReplyDeleteSay it 4 times quickly.
Wait, it’s not supposed to look like that?
ReplyDeleteMadMarlin
#20 - I work in the audio/video industry. Just two days ago, I asked the guys, what in the hell are we gonna do when we cant call connectors male/female any more. Hey, grab me a non-binary XLR?
ReplyDeleteShit is out of control...
And if you are a witness in a trial.
DeleteNah, you just need to swap all of the connectors for type-N connectors.
DeleteThe new terms for "female/male" connectors (how DARE you always put "male" first? you h8tr) are "oppressed/oppressive" connectors.
DeleteUnfortunately this is confusing because the expression "black and white" has also been replaced by "oppressed and oppressive". I don't like it myself, but I don't make the rules.
#5 I feel cheated out of an education. None of my teachers in 12 years dropped to their knees and took a taste.
ReplyDelete#5
ReplyDeletewhere were these teachers when i was in school?
In the next room, giving head to a kid you hated.
DeleteIt was your first lesson in "life isn't fair".
This is your best collection yet!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!
ReplyDelete#12 "Spread your leg"
ReplyDelete10 bucks says #5 is a mudshark.
ReplyDelete#12: Hell, I'll bet there's a kink for that and she's north of $600 bucks an hour.
ReplyDeleteBut not for me. For $600 I'd rather get a full cart of basic food from the supermarket. (Seriously, just spent $200 on store-able staples like beans, rice, canned veggies -- nothing fancy -- at the damned WalMart and it wasn't close to a full cart. WTf'ingF.)