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Tuesday, April 12, 2022

The shit I post on Facebook

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24 comments:

  1. #2 She's a combination of Killary and Web Hubbell.

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    1. Definitely Web Hubble's spawn

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    2. Yeah, I was gonna say not funny because she DOES look like her dad, but not Bill Clinton.

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    3. Hillary and Janet Reno's daughter.

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    1. All the warning lights are on.

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    2. Plus its not operatng (tach at 0 RPM) or moving (speedometer at 0 MPH), much like the drooling meat puppet (p)Resident

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    3. The way I saw it is that on the Biden-mobile nothing works and it's going nowhere.

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    4. Neither does Joe. You aren't Joe are you?

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    5. Direction is showing N. Should be S. There, fixed it.

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  3. #12. Crutch, crotch, crutch.
    Say it 4 times quickly.

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  4. Wait, it’s not supposed to look like that?
    MadMarlin

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  5. #20 - I work in the audio/video industry. Just two days ago, I asked the guys, what in the hell are we gonna do when we cant call connectors male/female any more. Hey, grab me a non-binary XLR?

    Shit is out of control...

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    1. And if you are a witness in a trial.

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    2. Nah, you just need to swap all of the connectors for type-N connectors.

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    3. The new terms for "female/male" connectors (how DARE you always put "male" first? you h8tr) are "oppressed/oppressive" connectors.

      Unfortunately this is confusing because the expression "black and white" has also been replaced by "oppressed and oppressive". I don't like it myself, but I don't make the rules.

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  6. #5 I feel cheated out of an education. None of my teachers in 12 years dropped to their knees and took a taste.

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    where were these teachers when i was in school?

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    1. In the next room, giving head to a kid you hated.
      It was your first lesson in "life isn't fair".

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  8. This is your best collection yet!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!

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  9. #12: Hell, I'll bet there's a kink for that and she's north of $600 bucks an hour.

    But not for me. For $600 I'd rather get a full cart of basic food from the supermarket. (Seriously, just spent $200 on store-able staples like beans, rice, canned veggies -- nothing fancy -- at the damned WalMart and it wasn't close to a full cart. WTf'ingF.)

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